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It starts—as most things on the Zephyr do—as a drunken bit.
“Gotch.” Van says solemnly. Her flesh hand shoots out to grip his shoulder tightly. Her eyes burn into his skull. “I’m gonna be your dad.”
Maxwell blinks. “What?”
“Your father is an absolute arse, and if he doesn’t want you, I call dibs. I’m your new da.”
Or: Longspot Gotch sucks. Van, ever the problem-solver, steps up.
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kendrick lamar beats the shit out of drake because he lied about a contract
but maybe that’s what drake needed.
i don’t know why i wrote this man
the length between chapters will very SEVERELY because they only mark a change in perspectiveedit: lawsuit got dismissed so i guess in this fic it wasn’t
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In an effort to separate herself from Jackie, Shauna becomes a popular fanfiction writer of a dark sapphic series--something no one would ever imagine Jackie Taylor watching. However, as Shauna tries to distance herself and becomes closer to an anonymous online friend, the more Jackie clings on and tries to find out what Shauna is hiding from her.
or: jackie and shauna's senior year without a plane crash, but with cell phones
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Disney Crossover Collection by LadyNameless
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Tangled (2010), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies), Treasure Planet (2002), The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn - All Media Types, The Last Unicorn (1982)
28 Oct 2025
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A collection of my Disney Crossover artwork that will be updated randomly. The featured couples are tagged.
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The Last Rose of Summer by PsychoticBeanpole for kazuza
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2025
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Trying to go back and prevent Ariana’s death, a young Albus Dumbledore messes with time, accidently bringing back one Tom Riddle, who relishes finally having an advantage over the usually omniscient Dumbledore.
Or so he thinks. Turns out young Albus is still full of surprises.
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Both Sides Now by ethereallovers
Fandoms: イケメン戦国 時をかける恋 | Ikemen Sengoku: Toki o Kakeru Koi (Visual Novel)
28 Oct 2025
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| “You can quit your ‘I’m a monster’ façade around me, y’know?”
| “I’ll only do so if you do the same” -
Venom Torture Club by Sc3n3T00Dl3s
Fandoms: The Aristocats (1970), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Object Fool (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), The Lion Guard (Cartoon), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Encanto (2021), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dandy's World (Roblox), Dangan Ronpa Series, Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Multi-Fandom, Geronimo Stilton - Geronimo Stilton, Thea Stilton Series - Geronimo Stilton, Cookie Run (Video Game), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), My Singing Monsters, Kindergarten (Video Games 2017 2019), PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Regretevator (Roblox), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Poppy Playtime (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Splatoon (Video Games), OMORI (Video Game), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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16 toons, were trapped in a huge club where the hosts who were once allies, now sinister rave djs as they forced our contestants to take part in multiple torture games in a show inspired by both the multifandom fanganronpas, Total drama and many more inspirations of this fanfic. Who will live? Who will die? And how will they get out of this mess?!
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⟣ Worn down by stress because of daily life, you and your closest friends decided what you needed most was a break—and Jeju Island seemed perfect: beaches, fresh air, and the promise of peace. At first, it was everything you hoped for—quiet mornings by the sea, nights of laughter and bonding, moments that reminded you why your friendships mattered.
But the calm didn't last. What began as a peaceful getaway shifted into something strange. Supernatural occurrences crept into your days and nights—small at first, easily brushed off, until they grew into bizarre and undeniable events that none of you could ignore. You quickly realized that your group had become tangled in forces far beyond the ordinary.
Together, you and your friends were forced to confront the truth: something was terribly wrong on Jeju. If you didn't act, the situation could spiral out of control. Bound by loyalty, fear, and determination, you resolved to uncover the source of the disturbances—and promised each other you would do everything in your power to stop the nightmare and protect what mattered most.
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Hope and rebirth (maybe we can be alright) by VelvetCurrent
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
28 Oct 2025
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post idol awards, she couldn’t care much, not after what happened, her relationship with rumi was over, Rumi asked to be killed by Celine, she was so guilty, and it was obvious, he knew and was growing distant, they had one more night before he left.
She doesn't expected him to leave with the slam of a door when he decideds she's too in her guilt. And she never expects he’ll leave behind something to change her life for good. Celine spends the next almost year trying to rebuild her relationship with the Hunt/x girls, it goes well for the most part, bad in some parts, then 10 months to the date. Rumi, Mira, and Zoey find Celine hunched over infront of miyeongs grave, in obvious pain, begging Rumi that if anything were to happen she'd let herself heal. No one knows that night will end with a baby no one knew was coming, and questions that don’t have answers. With a hope of rebirth and change, maybe the events of Christmas 2026 can help everyone heal and slowly move past the fears left from so many mistakes.
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Just Like This (Here for the Night) by Even_The_Stars, Juxtaposing_life_out_of_spite
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
28 Oct 2025
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Mark
Who ordered Monster Energy in bulk?Lando
thats mine
ill grab it laterDaniel
How are you not dead yet
Even Max with his emotional support Red Bull is not this badCharles
Celsius is better than Red BullLiam
Mate do you sleep?Lando
my sleep schuelde is mt own buisnessaka a chat fic where half the grid lives together, and the other half are sneaking in for hookups. Valterri is just here (or is he?). Crack until the emotional devastation sneaks in.
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- Part 1 of Just Keep Watching
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"I have been informed that I need to pick up a hobby," Melinoë said, "and allow myself to potentially be bad at it."
“So you picked knitting? And then came into my shop." Arachne winced when her voice squeaked.
“Yes...is that a problem...?"
___Melinoë has finally acknowledged that she may be a little too invested in work. She set out trying to find a way to pass the time. She finds more than that.
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- Part 4 of hold me like a knife - hades game fics
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"Robert is probably busy, flirting with their boss, or whatever the fuck he does in his free time now. He’s a good kid, and Chase can take care of it himself."
Chase is getting tired of Golem's mid-day dumpster raids.
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What is death?
Sirius dies in the ministry on the 18th June 1996, pushed into the Veil by his cousin while his godson watched, helpless. A laughter frozen in time.
What happens when you die?
He meets his Death, but refuses it. Refuses to give up, give in- refuses to rest.
Is death when you take your last breath on your own, or when people last utter your name?
Sirius awakes nineteen years in the past, now a father, with the will to change the world as he had known it.
Can you refuse Death while staying human?Series
- Part 4 of HP
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Secret Chuuni Technique: Talk no Jutsu by RyuuSiren13 (RyuuLusca13)
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
28 Oct 2025
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‘Read it again,’ his mother had said. And Dokja had, again and again, from every regression and every character’s viewpoint, until he knew the world of the apocalypse better than the reality genre he was stuck in. He had hated and loved each one of those characters for thirteen years, accompanied them on every step of their journey.
So, looking down at the trembling begging form of Kim Namwoon - how could Dokja ever let one of his precious main characters die?
In which Kim Dokja is a little bit more open from the start and Kim Namwoon has no intent of letting this new world claim his Teacher as a sacrifice - even if that means he has to master the most difficult secret technique of all.
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Fire Hazard by dimetrodon
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
27 Oct 2025
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A curse with anger issues meets a human who can't be affected by cursed techniques. Chaos, banter, and explosions ensue.
Slow-burn Jogo x Reader - slice of life? I don't know man.
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Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest at the hands of Voldemort (tragic) and wakes up in the summer before his second year at Hogwarts, in 1992, with all his memories intact. He decides to make that Tom Riddle’s problem.
English is not my first language.
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Sephiroth faces an unforeseen predicament while at the front lines in the war against Wutai. There is a mysterious baby in his tent, one with startling similarities to himself in fact. Thus begins the upheaval of everything Sephiroth thought he knew about the world and himself as the infant throws him straight into the chaotic jaws of parenthood.
Elsewhere, after the events of Advent Children, a new conflict arises and threatens everything Cloud Strife had built for himself and all that he holds dear. Despite being unable to win the fight, Gaia refuses to let her Champion fall under the weight of this threat. Her Champion, although reluctant to accept the form of her aid and its price, does not refuse the mission given to him by the Planet. He will set things right, one last time.
Meanwhile, everyone else is wondering how to retain their sanity as the Silver General decides to adopt a baby despite having no experience in parenthood or childcare, in the middle of a war by the way, and an enhanced man of unknown origins is dead set on being an ecoterrorist with a vendetta.
Otherwise known as: Sephiroth adopts a baby and it becomes everybody's problem, especially Cloud's.
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The very last thing Rumi ever wanted to do was even enter The Saja Den, the most elusive host bar in all of Seoul. And somehow, becoming the manager of all these idiots managed to top that in the matter of 24 hours. It doesn't help either that this group of men seem to make it their life mission to mess with her and her roommates. Especially Hwang Jinu, who seems to target her the most.
What has she gotten herself into?
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"Checkmate."
Those were the last words the Phantom Thieves heard their leader say. It happened like a match striking. One minute, Ren Amamiya was grinning like the sun. The next... he slumped over onto Ryuji, the fight leaving him in record time. No one had time to react before it happened. No one had time to process what had happened before they were each waking up in their respective bedrooms at the beginning of the year.
So what is a group of time traveling teenagers to do when they learn they've been given a do-over? The only natural thing, after all.
Make sure that time doesn't fall apart while also treating their leader with all the love and affection they showered him with over the course of the last year of their life, of course!
Ren Amamiya is very confused. Who are these people, and why are they so... nice?
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- Part 9 of Gunner's Unconnected P5R Drabbles
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Everyone in Oakhurst is magical. (Except for Avid)
No one in Oakhurst is a vampire.
In fact, Oakhurst doesn't really have a history with vampires.
Of course, everyone is pretending that vampires and magic isn't real so they aren't found out for being magic.
But as everyone slowly figures out what everyone is, shenanigans, and angst, ensues.
Avid, of course, remains oblivious.