Con's cheeseboard levels of cheesiness
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Lucius Spriggs, rising star celebrity gossip columnist, hates his latest assignment: a charity baking competition in Little-Flagton-Upon-Sea, a tiny port-town that gears the fuck up for Christmas. It’s a fucking punishment is what it is. He checks into the Happy Hatchet Holiday Inn (co-owners Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach), fully expecting to despise the entire sickeningly sweet, tooth-rottingly festive experience until the damn article’s written and he can get back to civilisation. Naturally, he’s shocked to meet his interviewee: grumpy Izzy Hands, owner of the Queen Anne Cafe and creator of the first ever Little-Flagton Gingerbread House Competition.
Then, just days before the big event, Izzy’s sponsor pulls out, leaving the competition in jeopardy.
Will Lucius embrace the small town community or return to his glitzy, impersonal celebrity world? Will Izzy slam someone's balls in a nutcracker?
Can Little-Flagton’s holiday cheer save the day?