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Guess The Stars Finally Alligned, Because I Met Her Dad by anonymous_e_me2
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Oct 2025
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When Blitz takes Loona to a mall to buy her a Halloween costume, he doesn't expect to meet a very cute someone who changes his "No More Love" morale
Prompt 10/17: Making or Buying a Costume
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Now, Stolas just looked... sad. Not in quite the numb fog he'd been in the weeks after the trial or after Sinsmas, but still sad. Like his edges had dulled.
Un-fucking-acceptable.
Blitz approached his desk and leaned against the side. "What's up, big bird?"
Stolas sighed. "I'm alright, Blitz."
"Uh huh." Blitz lifted a brow.
Stolas huffed and looked away.
Blitz didn't move, ignoring the others whispering behind him. They could suck it.
Stolas fidgeted for one minute. Two. Blitz watched him, until finally, Stolas sunk down into his chair and mumbled, "I miss the stars."
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Blitz has a surprise for Stolas. Or: the one where Blitz takes Stolas to see the Northern Lights.
I'm sure someone has done this already, but this story infected my brain and demanded to be written, so. Here we are.
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Suddenly, I'm a Fiend and You're All I Need by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Oct 2025
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“Awake yet, you fucking slut?” crooned a beloved voice above him.
Stolas felt woozy from all the absinthe he’d ingested hours ago. Had he finished three bottles? Four? Did the count really matter at this point?
“Letting one of your fucking plants fuck you? Were you that desperate for dick? You pompous, fucking whore.”
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- Part 2 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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prompt 1: childhood
stolas just recently got married. albeit, to someone he despises if he were to put it lightly.
there was only one imp who could truly make the sickening celebration he was at any better, but knowing how shit already was, he wasn't expecting him to show up.
until he did.
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- Part 1 of stolitz week 2023
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It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry by Blitystols
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Oct 2025
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"If Stolas had learned one thing in life, it was that loneliness was always one closed door away--one simmering pile of ash.
Then, as if to prove himself right, he opened up the status menu and pulled up Blitz’s username."
After Verosikas’s party, Blitz and Stolas have drifted apart.
What will happen when they bump into each other again inside a virtual reality game?
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Blitz had been chasing Loona and Octavia what felt like forever. Every time he wanted to see their faces they seem unnaturally turned their backs to him in disgrace. He was sweating, hurting and pleading for forgiveness...
Turns out though, it was all in his head.
When Stolas was quietly shaken awake by the tossing and turning lover that was sleeping next to him. He knew straight away that something was wrong.
Something was very wrong...
(Horror tropes are in this fic, but nothing too terrible.)
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
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"Get your lazy ass up. We're going on a mission."
Moxxie stood, sighing at the coffee in his hand. And here he'd thought he'd get a quiet day in the office for once. "Sir? But we don't have any-"
Blitz waved his hand as the portal shut. "Shut your mouth. This is a favor for a friend." He tugged his gauntlet off. "Think fast, Loonie!"
Loona caught the gauntlet without looking, then glanced up when she realized what she was holding. Moxxie inhaled sharply. "Blitz. Do not throw that thing around."
"What are you--" Loona started.
Blitz grabbed Moxxie by the wrist. "Let's go. We got shit to do."
Moxxie yelped and dropped his coffee, cringing as it shattered on the ground and sprayed his hooves. "Sir! We don't assassinate hellborn anymore!"
"Now who the fuck said anything about assassinating anyone, huh?" Blitz towed Moxxie toward the door.
"We're assassins!"
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Blitz is dragging Moxxie along to do a favor for a friend. Which is fine. But it would be nice if he would tell Moxxie what the fucking favor was.
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Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.
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A study of every time Blitz absolutely, without a doubt, did NOT fall in love with Stolas.
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Technically Stolas’s first time getting penetrated by Blitz’s strap on.
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Blitzø never talked about his past. He perfered to keep it where it was dead and buried. Except for her, he never left her behind but he stayes in the shadpws swearing he would never disrupt her life. But as he starts to reestablish relationships and mend bridges he just may find he's capable of being there in a way he never dreamed. Now he just had to find the will and the strength to let himself.
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The Universe Where You Didn't Have a Not-Divorced Party by The_Great_and_Terrible_Lich_King
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Sep 2025
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Blitz was fucked.
Which wasn’t unusual; he was always fucked, save the few times he was doing the fucking. Which was quite often.
Not only that but he was very good at fucking people over, not that that was always a separate activity. And it was this talent for fucking that got him into this business in the first place. That is, the murder business.
But it didn’t really matter if he had something with more bullets, or even the bazooka Blitz was also very found off.
Because tonight, need I remind you, Blitz was very fucked.
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The Timeline where Blitz is less put together and Stella didn't hate her husband to a comical degree, only a reasonable degree. A fic that focuses on the start of Blitz and Stolas's relationship, the difficulties of running a cross-dimensional start up in Hell as an imp, Stella girlbossing, kids and adults making bad decisions, and a wee bit of revolution.
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Beaks are not the best for things involving body parts, Stolas is more than aware. He doesn't think too much of it until Blitz brings it up, to his mortification. As luck would have it, Blitz is feeling all too generous and decides to take it upon himself to teach Stolas a thing or two about blowjobs… With some precautionary measures, of course.
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Blitz finger fucks Stolas’ mouth until he knows what he’s doing.
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Andrealphus, the snobbish Marquis of the Ars Goetia, thinks he's a master manipulator. So when he meets a stunningly beautiful mystery woman at Ozzie's, he decides to make her his next obsession. Too bad for him, Mihrimah has no intention of being a prize. With the help of the Lord of Lust, an unhinged jester imp, and a furiously protective Blitzo, she's about to teach the pompous peacock a lesson in humility he'll never forget.
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“I would love to go on a date with you. Thats-what this is right? A date?” Blitz looks at him confused, “Of course it is”. Stolas exhales, “Okay good. Just making sure”. Blitz tries not to let that assumption that it could have NOT been a date worry him. He even admits he isn’t good at this flirting and mushy stuff. But he’s trying, and hopefully that’s enough
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Stolas decided to take some lactate supplements to help the production of her breast milk, and Blitz is very turned on by it.
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Blitz finds a way to help Stolas lactate.
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Blitz never thought he'd fall for someone on the first meeting.
Well, not technically the first meeting. He had seen Vassago before, heard his voice before. The first time Blitz saw him, it was at the trial. He was the first one to stick up for him, though he was sure at the time he was just sticking up for Stolas. He noticed his passion, his hatred for that bitch Andrealphus, His fiery attitude, but really, why would Blitz care too much when his life was on the line? When he thought he was going to die? He had no idea he was going to fall for the red bird so quickly.
What is he supposed to do when he's pretty sure Vassago wants nothing to do with him? All he knows how to do is get angry. How the hell was he supposed to know Vassago wanted him too?
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a day after Stolas' divorce with stella, things sure do happen when his husband checks his CD collection.
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- Part 2 of stolitz stories (for great comfort)