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Zadie Greyson, or as everyone calls her, Grey, is a young woman in her mid-twenties who has just moved to America and landed a writing gig at SNL with her two best friends. Balancing her dreams of becoming a writer and actress, Grey is funny, confused, and constantly navigating the chaos of life. Between late-night sketch writing sessions and the unpredictable world of showbiz, she finds herself in a slow-burning romance with Bill Hader. Filled with witty banter, heartfelt moments, and hilarious misadventures, Grey’s journey is one of love, friendship, and self-discovery under the Saturday night spotlight.
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Master Bill by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Director RPF, US Comedians RPF
16 Apr 2024
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Bill never thought of himself as the sort of fellow who lounges around while a lady serves his every whim. He considered himself a feminist, a man raised by women to respect women. And the idea of loafing on the couch while his girlfriend toils away in the kitchen flies against this belief.
But Audrei, Audrei is different. It took Bill more than a little while to adjust to her, shall we say…inclinations. After all, as a people pleaser, exercising control over every aspect of someone’s life doesn’t come naturally. In Bill’s mind, he’s meant to be meek. To grease the wheels of life with an easy smile and a willing attitude. But Audrei had other plans.
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Enamored with his servile girlfriend, Bill enjoys Audrei both before and after his meeting.
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- Part 38 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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When The Sun Goes Down by snailsfromthecrypt
Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF, Bill Hader RPF
13 Apr 2024
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It’s 2007, and your three-piece indie-rock band has been invited to perform at the country’s most famous and prestigious music festival. Two weeks before the gig, disaster strikes when your bassist breaks her wrist. Good job you have a certain tall, dark and handsome friend who’s volunteered to step in…
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Overexposed by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, Director RPF
16 Mar 2024
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Stunt woman Valerie prides herself on handling any situation a director can dish out. But when roaches are involved in her work on 'Barry,' she doesn't know if she can cope. That is, until the sweet and sensitive Bill Hader offers some comfort.
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Intermission by snailsfromthecrypt
Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF
02 Mar 2024
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- Part 3 of A Mouthful of Forevers
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This is realistically how a relationship with my pookie bear would go. Which sucks bawls, but it's true. Also I'm not an amazing writer yall
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Exploration by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, Director RPF
09 Nov 2023
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Bill eyes the lobby suspiciously, scratching through his salt and pepper beard Felix insists he keeps, lest his thighs go unravaged. “Are you sure we’re supposed to be in here?”
“Probably not.” A shrug. This is how Felix greets most of life. Dive first, ask questions later. And admittedly, Bill doesn’t mind drowning along with him. “But we might as well check it out while we’re here.”
‘Here’ is an abandoned hotel. Roof sagging. Paint chipping. With an ancient, flat smell and shattered fluorescents that give the building an unrivaled eeriness. Bill studies the ceiling, almost certain they’re exposing themselves to asbestos, or something worse. But Felix’s bright eyes and glowing smile prompt him through the front door.
“Whoa…” Abandoned lobby. Dark. Dank. Straight out of a Guillermo del Toro film, or maybe Sam Raimi. Bill half expects some strange creature to pop out from behind the long-neglected front desk.
“See, I told you.” A frequent phrase out of Felix’s mouth. After introducing Bill to his favorite band, to a hand around his throat mid-fuck. “Wouldn’t this make a great location for your next movie?”
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- Part 37 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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It Never Rains in Southern California by snailsfromthecrypt
Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF
18 Oct 2023
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It’s August, and LA is hot. Very hot. And reader’s air con is broken. Luckily, Bill and his big, cool house in the hills are here to help…
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- Part 2 of A Mouthful of Forevers
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due to the fact that i've run out of bill hader stories to read, i have decided i'm going to put together my own little collection. so here you go!
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you get high with your boyfriend, he fucks you. it would be nice to do all of that at your shared place... right?
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This Must Be The Place by snailsfromthecrypt
Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF
26 Jul 2023
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You travel to the United States to find yourself, and find Bill instead.
A story about connection, healing, and hope.
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- Part 1 of A Mouthful of Forevers
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Harmony by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Conan O'Brien - Fandom, Conan O'Brien RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, Late Night Host RPF
22 Jul 2023
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Joining hit rock band Fornication Plea as their new bassist, Bill Hader experiences friction with front man Conan O’Brien while they fight for fame.
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Revision by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, American (US) Actor RPF
10 May 2023
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***BARRY SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 SPOILERS***
Reading through the original version of Sally and Bevel's scene, Bill gets riled up with his partner Gwendolyn and carries her to the bedroom.
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- Part 36 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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When newest SNL member, Emily, is cast in The Kissing Family, she is beyond nervous. Luckily, Bill Hader is there to help her out.
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Behind The Scenes by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
07 Mar 2023
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Big hands yank Adis to his feet. Ideal combo of rough and playful, Bill’s left eye sunrising in amusement as he undoes the zipper with one fluid motion. When are you gonna stop stealing my shit, huh?
Never. Adis cuddles into the lush material, perfumed by Bill. Bergamot and sweet treats and undernotes of anxiety-fueled inspiration. The delicious and dizzying concoction enveloping Adis whenever Bill can’t. Drilling the recesses of his brain and conveying without words, You are loved by this beautiful and brilliant man. You are his. We are now Us.
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Bill decides to take the afternoon off of editing 'Barry' to reconnect with his transmasculine partner Adis.
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- Part 3 of Bill and Adis
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Lap Dissolve by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, Bill Hader RPF
08 Nov 2022
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Gwendolyn saw the deep groove of concern between Bill’s bold brows. A feature which lately refused to dissolve, even during off hours. His “Hmm,” peaked in a high note, whether with curiosity or contempt, she couldn’t tell, and Bill lowered the phone to drag a hand down his face.
“Well, I should get to it. Make some calls. Outline the last episode. And I should get to the Genius bar before they–”
“Bill,” Touching his arm, Gwendolyn staunched the barrage of hustle and bustle. “It’s your day off. Your only day off. You can relax once in a while.”
But recently even in dreams, Bill found himself running, running, running. Never reaching the destination. Forever seeking to fix problems whose solutions misted once day broke. Ever since he started shooting the fourth, and final, season of Barry, Bill immersed himself in creativity and productivity, no light breaching the fog.
Leaning over, Gwendolyn smooched his high forehead and scrubbed through Bill’s slumber-mussed curls. “How about we go back to bed? I’ll give you a massage...”
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Working hard on 'Barry,' Bill can't seem to relax. So his partner Gwendolyn offers to give him a massage which turns into a day of sexy fun.
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- Part 35 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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*DISCONTINUED*
All of the Barry episodes rewritten with a female OC.
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Kate Pierce works as a female assassin for a man named Fuches. She's worked with one of his guys before named Barry but it didn't go too well. They both mostly argued the whole time and barely managed to even get the job done. She promised they would just stay as friends instead of working together. But what happens when Fuches sends them both out on a hit in LA and she finds herself stuck with him? -
Blue Eyes, Thick Thighs by DRHPaints for Sicala
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
10 Sep 2022
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Bill picked up the remote. Movie not just paused. Off. He meant business. Turned. Unblinking stillness. Every aspect of his face sharpened. Honing to her pheromones, perhaps. A shift in the air. Azure eyes swallowing Gwendolyn with a slow uptick until she shivered from the intensity of his stare. “You’re saying you want me to strap that to my thigh? Make you cum? Is that it?”
How her pulse broke out like sweat, in a half dozen places, from a mere glance. From his voice skating into a lower register without ever losing the ice chips which were dazzlingly, definitively Bill, she didn’t know. But Gwendolyn inhaled. Ignored the prickling heat on her skin. “...Yes.”
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Buying a new, non-penetrative sex toy with the intent of putting Bill's thick thighs to even better use, Gwendolyn gets more than she bargained for when Bill spends the afternoon directing her into a lustful daze.
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- Part 34 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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Bill and Citra play with a Fleshlight that one of his former castmates sent him as a joke. A few days later, Bill takes Citra to an industry party, where she has a few too many drinks. When Bill turns down her offer of drunken sex, they have their first argument, talk it out, and then make up in the morning.
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- Part 8 of Picture Perfect
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Feel You, Need You by DRHPaints
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, Bill Hader - Fandom, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
12 Jul 2022
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“But there’s, um...there’s something else.” Bill’s eyes fell to the table before dashing to Madeline. “So I–I’ve never…I’ve never been with a man, and Madeline here,” He took her hand. “She was kind enough to say she’d be up for us inviting someone to join us. You know, in, um...in the bedroom, and, uh...I really,” Swallowing down his doubts, blotches of embarrassment underlaid Bill’s whiskers. “I really want it to be with someone I trust.” He ascended into Richie’s evening eyes, and half a second passed before the request dawned.
Glancing between Bill and Madeline, Richie’s mouth formed an ‘O’ of shock, then flat contemplation. A secret, lopsided smile tagging along after .“And the two of you...you’ve discussed this? You’re sure?”
“Yes.” They answered in unison.
Slowly nodding, Richie surveyed their intent, albeit nervous, faces. “Well, okay then.” He wiggled his dark brows above his lenses. “I’m in.”
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Nervous about discussing his sexual orientation with his girlfriend Madeline, Bill is relieved when she's accepting. And after Madeline suggests they invite a man into their bedroom so Bill can have a new experience, he has only one person in mind: Richie Tozier.