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    The Eye-Pocalypse is over. Jon, Martin, Basira, Georgie, and Melanie go to join a group of people trying rebuild their lives. Jon has retractable wings from his stint as the pupil of the Eye.

    Unfortunately this makes him a target for a group with ulterior motives.

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    Jonah had everything planned out for his future Archivist. He had the plans for him to be Marked and for the Beholding's ritual to be read through him. But for some reason, he never Saw the Anchor his future Archivist had, that Anchor ruined his plans.

    But maybe, with a change of plans, he could still bring about the greatest ritual this world will ever see, but this time he had back up Archivists.

    -or-

    Jon has a daughter and her existence changes so much of the story that we know.

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    Sasha says, “Bad sensory day?”

    Jon does look up at her then, just for a moment. She’s frowning slightly, but not in a way that looks unkind. She’s leaning against the desk, not too close to him, and her fingers are tapping against the underside of it in a way that’s instantly familiar to Jon.

    “Yes,” he says, instead of angrily pretending he has no idea what she’s talking about, the way he usually would.

    Sasha nods. Hesitates again. Finally she says, very abruptly, in a way that’s also deeply familiar, “I’ve got something that might help, if you want.”

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    Jon is suffering from sensory overload. Sasha helps.

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    Jess Tyrell sat there shaking slightly, staring at the spot where the man who had just terrorized her had been. What on earth? She had hated him for how he'd treated her but this seemed a bit harsh. He had been walking away when suddenly multiple people had surrounded him out of nowhere, quickly subduing him and stabbing him with some sort of drug that he struggled against for a minute or so before collapsing. Then they had left, carrying his barely conscious, whimpering form with them. Nobody else in the cafe had said a word or even seemed to notice even though it was just inside the front door and it wasn't like he went quietly. It was all very strange.

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    “What if we make it stop?”

    “What do you mean?”

    “I mean like… a contest. Stop the whole carousel.” He was starting to slur his words. Martin was drunk too; he could smell the champagne on his breath. “Next time they come to me for a divorce, I’ll try to get them to stay together forever. Couples therapy, retreats, every trick in the book. And if that doesn’t work, when they come to you for their next wedding, you get them to stay broken up. Either way, they leave us alone.”

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    In which Jonathan Sims is the very tired divorce attorney of serial (ex)-husbands Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard. At their eleventh wedding, he meets head wedding planner Martin Blackwood, who is equally tired of the thankless work and the troublesome couple’s constant disagreements (as well as their frankly HORRIFYING displays of affection). The two hatch a scheme: Jon will try to get Elias and Peter to stay together forever, while Martin tries to get them to stay broken up.

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    “Jon, this is why I'm here. I'm s’posed to protect you. Your work is too important.”

    “Not at the cost of your own life.” The reply is curt, nearly as sharp as the blade that cut into the meat of him hours before. “Not…not when it's my fault. I lost my temper, and I got caught. Should have just let her hit me.”

    “It wasn’t your fault. You're just trying to live. It's not your fault you gotta hide like this.” Martin straightens his posture, lifting his arm with a tired grunt to grant Jon further access. “And, I'm sorry, but that actually is the deal. This is what I signed up for when I became a knight. It's what Lord Rayner and Sir Dekker have asked of me. Protecting you is my duty, and if I die in service of that, then I die. It's part of my oath.”

    With the wrapping secured, the room goes deathly still. Martin searches for more words of comfort, more ways to explain that this is what he's expected to do. What he's trained for. All he's ever been good for.

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    Ah, Jon realises, he's probing for an intellectual discussion about their shared hatred of poetry. Of course!

    "It's… unimaginative. They can describe a scene, certainly, but the writing feels devoid of any feeling other than disproportionate wide-eyed wonder. In fact, their only inspiration seems to be rain, the streets of London, and rain on the streets of London. Not to mention that their writing style is so enamoured with Keats that it lacks any distinction of its own. What do you think of it?"

    Jon does not seem to have given the man the intellectual stimulation that he's looking for.

    "Oh…" His eyebrows are nearing his hairline. His front teeth overlap, Jon notes when he offers a nervous smile. That's quite cute. "Um, I- I wrote it?"

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    A magnus archives AU in which there are no fears and Jon is the Head Librarian of the Magnus Library. Martin is new to work at the library and immediately starts off on the wrong foot.
    What no one else knows, though, is that Jonathan Sims is struggling with an eating disorder - anorexia to be specific.
    A story of Martin bringing Jon tea, helping each other through tough times, and falling in love.

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    And then, through the glass, Gerry. ‘They look well…’ she thinks distantly. It’s surreal to be seeing them any older than 19 and not quite settled in their skin.
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    A rewrite of my fic "steal breath from the memory". In which the fears are still around but less aggressive and less strictly evil. Think Urban fantasy-esque.

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    For the record, Jon didn’t even want to be here. It was stupid, if logical, that he, as the archivist, had to show up at charity dinner. Especially considering all he’d done tonight was introduce himself five thousand times over. Something was also off, and not just that the lights were too bright

     

    You only need to have listened to the first season, even then, this is low on spoilers

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    Martin has been in several unfortunate and uncomfortable situations before. ...Being forced to live in his workplace was probably up there with the worst of them. Coming down with a nasty flu at the same time put it on top.

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    Martin gets sick, and he doesn't want to be alone with his thoughts for extended periods of time so he just decides not to be sick! How could this possibly go wrong?

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    Statement regarding Jane Michaels and her death, given by Rowena Michaels, alleged pyschic and mother of the aforementioned. Taken by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist at the Magnus Institute, London.

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    The Eye takes interest in Jon long before he becomes Head Archivist and Jon is born a beholding avatar.
    This changes things.

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    Jonathan Sims has wings, he doesn't want anyone else to know, especially his Archival Assistants.

    Too bad his assistants attract danger like magnets and Jon really runs out of choices.

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    This is an adaptation of my and mxalexhoney's longform JonMarTim rp that got sooooo big that we decided we couldn't keep it to ourselves anymore.

    When Tim finds that he too is slowly turning into an Avatar, he finds an ally in someone he never would have expected. Will Tim and Jon be able to look past their differences and help one another understand these strange and disturbing changes they're going through? Or will bitterness and hurt ultimately pull them apart? And what of Martin? Will he be alienated by their newfound closeness? Or be able to find new love that he never even considered?

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    Jon and Basira meet -though not for the first time- during the investigation of Gertrude's murder. Mechanisms-related chaos and Tim-related hijinks ensue.

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    When the Archivist fell, he refused to let the Fears go. Now, he must learn to contain them and earn the forgiveness of the world he almost ended.

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    Ever since the Quakes of 1818 there have been strange creatures known as cryptids that have been slipping onto earth. While acknowledged by the scientific community there is still a lot to learn about cryptids. Some are as common as raccoons while others have not been captured on film (yet). Join Jon, Martin, Tim, and Sasha as they travel the continental US filming for their show.

    Sorry y'all it is just going to update when I have a chance.

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    “So can we keep him?”

    ‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”

    “So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
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    Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.

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    Jonathan comes to work despite having the stomach flu, Martin finds him and worries, he takes them home, Martin learns that Jon likes cuddling when hes not well (and also loves Martin)

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