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    A genderfluid Slytherin who knows how it feels to be hated for something they can't help, so they refuse to say the blood-purist passwords and refuse to participate in blood purist activities. Blaise Zabini (non-binary, they/he) joins them. When genderfluid Slytherin's Hufflepuff sister finds out, she talks to Professor Sprout, who opens up the Hufflepuff Common Room to any Slytherin unwilling to use the bigoted passwords.

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    Hermione Granger would do everything to ensure her best friends safety and triumph over Voldemort. Even asking to spend more time with the snarky Potions Master. She had not however realized what that would mean for her in the long run and what she would get herself into.
    SS/HG for ever!

    *WIP*

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    "Quando eu fui para o mundo mágico pela primeira vez eu entendi o porquê Harry interessado daqui, nem a pessoa mais criativa do mundo poderia imaginar o que é Howgarts"

    Uma história sobre Dudley Dursley...

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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    Harry potter loses his magic entirely, core and all—which leaves Voldemort's horcux to die and leave his body with no magic to charge it. He is still invited to Hogwarts, but now he needs to find out how to hide he can't do magic whilst relearning slowly how to build it back up. It'll be a rough start, but he'll make it. He swears he will.

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    Hermione grows up alongside Neville, Harry and Sirius' son and knows about magic from a small age. But what will happen when she on an unexspected day meets a blond child, who with time shows her that there are more to the world than she had previously thought? What will she do, when everythings isn't just black and white? They will have to work together against the odds, and find a way to make them work.

    A coming-of-age fic with lots of anger, sadness, fun and happiness - all mixed in together and shaken up.

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    After losing the election for the position of the Supreme Mugwump, Grindelwald needs a new plan. He looks through his old research and finds five powerful magical artifacts that might help him achieve his goals. However going back to past memories can be harmful not only for him. Dumbledore and his friends need to be very careful if they want to stop him, fighting their own demons, fears and pain. Especially when past mistakes and losses take the shape of a mysterious unidentified Pilgrim who everyone thought was gone forever…

    ***
    I will be adding more tags bc I sometimes get an idea from nothing

    Also this fic is basically me being mad at FB 4 n 5 being cancelled (f u warner bros n jkr) so I'm basically changing my fic from my 2020 notebook into smth canon compatible with FB 3 and making my own sequel (when I wrote this FB 3 wasn't even planned yet and bc of that I had to change most of the plot, but it's worth it I swear)(spoiler: it's not).

    And sorry for the austrian painter mention but lemme cook

    oh and now everyone can comment :)

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    "Sometimes stars drift apart" James whispered, brushing the younger boy's hair behind his ear. "But they always find their way back yeah?" He asked.
    "James that's not how it works at all" Regulus whispered through a teary grin,
    OR
    When a quidditch injury forces James and Regulus to spend time together, they realize they might not hate eachother as much as they thought.

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    After another brutal detention with Umbridge, Harry’s bleeding hand and fading strength betray him in the corridors, straight into Snape’s path.

    (actually, it was Snape who stumbled upon Harry, but details, amiright?)

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    Instead of wasting away waiting for a rat to surface, Sirius decides to ensure Harry's happiness- whatever the price

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    “Dead men tell no tales.” Daniel reasoned, smiling nervously, and Dumbledore grinned.

    “You seem quite talkative for a dead man.” He replied.

    In which Daniel Keller, a seemingly normal child, dies and has his first interdimensional trip to the HP universe. Then his second to the PJO universe. Then his third, to the MCU. By the time he arrives in Gotham he's not surprised, because who knows when's the last time he'll get to live.

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    When Lucius Malfoy chases after Harry Potter in the Department of Mysteries, he sees older memories, distant memories of a few men by his side, with the wings on their chest and arms. He remembers his own hand had one…a single pink wing.

    Lucius remembers a boy with pink hair, a boy with ice, and a lady knight of scarlet.

    Lucius sees himself…and remembers Lucy.

    AU where Lucius Malfoy is Lucy Heartfilia reincarnated/transmigrated into another world after an accident, and does his bloody best to fuck off back to Fiore.

    Dangerous foes lie around, getting a conscience is infuriating, Voldemort’s still a threat, and he neglected being a Demon Hunter after being a teen (he thought they had successors by now stupid Black didn’t train them), so that’s biting their arse. Also, mononoke. Great.

    Oh, and a classic case of gender identity crisis! Brilliant (aka Lucius’ deadpan meaning “fuck my life”).

    NOTE THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE SLUGTERRA SERIES I HAVE AND NOT IN THE SAME TIMELINE SLASH UNIVERSE. IT IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY MUCH MORE SCREWED UP, WITH CANONICAL VIOLENCE AND MENTAL TRAUMA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, THE CHARACTERS WILL FACE TRAUMA.

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    After his first year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter never comes back for his second year. Three years later, when the Goblet of Fire tries to locate him, it sheds some light on the whereabouts mystery of The-Boy-Who-Lived. The revelations surrounding the Vanquisher of Voldemort has, to say the very least, shook the core of anyone now witnessing the unravelling of his hidden life.

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    Fate is a funny thing.

    100 years have passed since Sunset Shimmer threw herself through the Crystal Mirror and attended Hogwarts as a less-than-humble 5th year, where she discovered the secrets of Ancient Magic. With help, she spent her life spreading this knowledge and more to the rest of the Wizarding World.

    Of course, things like these tend to create butterfly effects, rippling throughout space and time.

    Now it is Harry Potter's turn to find his destiny. But in a world where a pony-turned-human has risen to such prominence in Wizarding Britain, what has changed? Will our hero be able to defeat Lord Voldemort, or will Tom Riddle's magic prove too powerful?

    Perhaps if a few more ponies were there to even the playing field...

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    "His impatient temperament never made me weak, or foolish. I looked at his forest eyes, with no green at all, searching for the little deer who used to run wild. But he is not there anymore. He was haunted, killed and devoured by the devil in disguise”

    Harry needs to break the prophecy, he has to, but Draco Malfoy won’t let it happen — at least he will try.

    Dumbledore is acting weird, a different type of weird. Draco needs to figure out what is happening before it is too late.

    He cannot let Harry risk his life, not again, not like he always does. But maybe Draco is forgetting an important skill he used to have in the past: auto preservation.

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    The ritual needed a fresh cut per testing. Orion actually took his wrist in his hand and slit the palm.

    "I, Lord Orion Black do call upon the Family Magicks of the Black Family," intoned the Black Lord, "Test Harrison Potter son of Charlus, and may you deem him worthy."

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    Snape knew something was wrong that night of Halloween, Snape knew Dumbledore did something. And Snape was glad he followed Dumbledore when he left. Only 21, meant to be a spy and raising a child he basically kidnapped from Dumbledore.

    Harry grew up with Snape and Alaric, pretty much happy. Harry knew who is biological parents were, he knew what happened within age appropriate context and he knew he was happy.

    But what happens when Harry start at Hogwarts? What happens when Dumbledore attempts to set his plan back on track now that the boy is in his school. Will the so called good side get what they want? Or will the so called Dark side make a come back?

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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    It’s been two week since the battle and Voldemort is gone he should be happy and celebrating but Harry feel something not right. Join Harry as he discovers the truths and lies and betrayals …

    I don’t own Harry Potter characters this story a Fic only.

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    * Non Age Gap Trope / * Soul Bond / * Time-Turner Romance

    She went back in time to fix the future.
    She didn’t mean to fall in love with the past.

    In the final days of the war, with hope dwindling and too many loved ones already lost, Hermione Granger uses a Time-Turner left to her in Dumbledore’s will. Her mission: prevent Voldemort’s rise, retrace the Horcrux trail, and maybe—even save Sirius Black.

    But 1976 offers more than a second chance. It offers Remus Lupin—clever, kind, and slowly breaking beneath the weight of his curse.

    Drawn to him against every rule of time, Hermione must decide how much of the future she’s willing to rewrite… for the boy she was never meant to love.

    (Inspired by The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie and Invictus by greyana)

    I do not own rights to any characters, plots, or ideas based on the Wizarding World created by J.K. Rowling
    ©All Rights Reserved

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