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    He thrashed, eyes flying open against the gritty burn, arms and legs flailing against the viscous green goo he was suspended in. Green green green. Everything was green, it seeped into his pours, tainting his skin. He tried to claw himself upwards but he didn't know which way was up. Nausea flooded his stomach, bile building in his mouth and mixing with the green. He retched into the water, sucking in more green with each gag. He arched, legs kicking out against nothing as he clawed at his throat. Darkness crept into the corners of his eyes, creeping closer and closer and Peter heaved and gasped into the green.

    Everything went dark.

    “No, c’mon Spider-Man, that way is up.”

    -

    Peter Parker dies on Titan, staring up at a yellow sky that he wished was blue, and then he was choking back to life in a pool of green. He doesn’t know what’s happening, but his healing factor is being weird and he doesn’t look like he did before.

    The man in the Red Hood says he can help, and maybe, just maybe, Peter will let him.

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    Сэм и Дин успешно одолели Азазеля и предотвратили открытие Врат ада! Ура-а! И Сэм не умер — бонус.

    Но Сэм вернулся в университет, оставив Дина в раздумьях, что ему с собой делать. За неимением лучшего занятия он решает вычеркнуть то, что осталось невыполненным в дневнике его отца. Его последняя работа приводит его в Лоукантри Южной Каролины, где он твёрдо намерен убить ведьму. К сожалению для Дина, ничего не бывает так просто.

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    A teenage girl gets pulled into the poke-verse because Arceus is a bastard, and instead of using her knowledge to dominate the battle scene, she decides that she would rather raise up pokemon and make all kinds of friends. She's totally not trying to fill a void created by the fact that she'll never be able to see her family and friends ever again why would you even think that? Armed with nothing but her wits, guts, and the ability to generally read people's vibes, can she achieve her dreams of having a shit load of wonderful monsters be her friends? Let's hope so!

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    22/?
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    Lee Sangwon says he feels awkward when it comes to younger guys, but how come he’s not to Zhou Anxin?

    Alternatively: The timeline of Sangwon realizing his feelings for Anxin in one day— bagging two achievements during the finale: the P01 seat and Zhou Anxin.

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    Anya and her friends ended up knowing the full course of how bird and bees work.
    Yor and Loid were responsible for this. As in, full-frontal responsibility.

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    A collection of prompts for Fall For You, a FFXIV ship challenge for the month of October.

    Featuring Free and Saorine, a Viera and Miqo'te who bond over adventure, shenanigans, and hardships. Their story is a slow burn, and these prompts are a *short* telling of how they come together and understand their love for each other. If you like ships with a gentle, intense man and an intelligent, careful woman, then this is a love for you. ♥

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    Macavity hops back in town after going on a criminal spree while everyone's affected by the economy in 1930's London. Anthro AU (Sorry about the many tags I like adding them)

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    AU. Hatano is in love, but his confession doesn't go exactly well. How can you confess to someone you barely know?! The good thing is that they go to the same school, and he can try winning his crush's heart... but it won't be a walk in the park. (Much less with the cute violet-haired boy rejecting his destiny.)

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    Peter is evolving to become more spider-like, struggling to control the beast within. This gets the attention of Fisk, who arranges a fight to the death.

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    Лань Цижэнь просто хотел сделать респектабельное общее семейное фото и отпраздновать Чунь Цзе (он же Праздник Весны, он же Новый год). Но его племянники все продолжали и продолжали приводить в дом каких-то случайных (по мнению Лань Цижэня) преступников (по мнению Лань Цижэня. Но не только) на эти тщательно спланированные фотосессию + праздник.
    Когда на следующее утро Лань Чжань открыл глаза, вчерашний день был стёрт из памяти начисто. Вообще. Абсолютно ничего, с того самого момента, как им была выпита целая бутылка коньяка. А ведь он собирался сделать официальное предложение Вэй Ину и представить его своей семье. Что могло пойти не так? Теперь Лань Чжаню предстояло собрать воедино осколки вчерашнего безумия. Он что-то натворил? Что вообще было? И почему в Облачных Глубинах воет собака? Распутать этот клубок обещало быть по-настоящему веселым, если, конечно, результаты не окажутся слишком уж... неожиданными.

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    The accidental meet-cute of pop star Leila at the F1 Paddock.

    Escaping her old life in a baseball cap, Leila joins her friend Victoria at the Red Bull garage. She gets caught completely off guard when she sees Max Verstappen in his race gear and realizes her friend's "fast potato" brother has become unexpectedly attractive.

    The crucial moment - Leila's stunned "triple-take" - is captured by cameras. Now, she's trying to hide her new, inconvenient crush on the World Champion while Victoria thoroughly enjoys the chaos.

    It's literally the F1-Paddock version of the Sabrina Carpenter song: "When Did You Get Hot?"

    Chapters added every day 🏎️

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    Zoro has doubts about his relationship with Tashigi. What if they really aren't meant to be?

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    The introduction of a Human to the galactic stage, and what happens after.

     

    OR,
    Cannibalism Kitchen Space AU :D

    OR OR,
    humans are space orcs my beloved

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    10
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    As November draws to a close, Kim Hongjoong, a college student who is currently taking a gap year decides to end the year looking for a new job. Surprisingly enough, he landed one, but being dressed up as an elf and forming new connections was not on his Christmas list.

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    8/?
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    The title ^^

    I have no idea why I'm doing this again

    I update only on even days because even numbers are the supierior numbers

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    Chapters:
    110/?
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    A bookish shopkeeper. A chaotic botanist. A tour for children that turns into something far more unexpected.

    Aziraphale Fell is perfectly content in his quiet Soho bookshop, surrounded by rare volumes. But when his overbearing brother accuses him (again) of never leaving the house, Aziraphale rashly signs up for a guided educational tour at Kew Gardens — proof, he thinks, that he’s perfectly capable of doing “normal, outdoor things.”

    What he doesn’t realize, until it’s far too late, is that he’s accidentally enrolled on a children’s tour. Complete with sock puppets, seed-planting, and a tall, exasperating scientist named Crowley who somehow manages to make evolutionary biology sound like seduction.

    Dr. Anthony J. Crowley would much rather be in the lab cataloguing extinct ferns, but thanks to budget cuts and a certain pushy colleague, he’s stuck entertaining school groups with talking tree roots. The last thing he expects is a fussy, overdressed man loitering among the toddlers — or how quickly said man gets under his skin.

    A gentle slow-burn romance about spite-based outings, the magic of moss, and how sometimes, growth happens where you least expect it.

    Updates Wednesdays.

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    It had been six years since Anwar and Blue first fell in love, but the couple they’d become was a shadow of what they once were. The laughter, the warmth, the endless late-night talks—all faded with time. If you asked Anwar, he’d say it was all Blue’s fault. If you asked Blue, he’d quietly agree and say Anwar was right.

    Before Anwar could ever understand why Blue no longer seemed like the man he had once promised forever to, he was already gone—choosing to walk away before the truth could catch up.

    Now, Blue was alone, left to gather whatever broken pieces of himself still remained.

    Or—the story of how Blue fell ill, and Anwar only found out two years after their breakup.

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    “Not so fun being stuck in some loop right? Trying to fight to protect what ya got, not getting a choice in it. If I had the choice I wouldn't remember either.” The words oddly felt comforting. Link let out a slow breath, closing his eyes for a brief moment.

    He didn't feel alone for the first time in a long time.

    And that?

    That was terrifying.

    “To be honest, I kinda gave up a while ago. Just sat back and let the chaos go on, felt like nothing I did mattered anymore. Everything would just be reset anyways. Stopped caring what happened, that was until you showed up.” The skeleton’s eyes bore back into the Hylian.

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    48/?
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    HUNTR/X has definitely gotten themselves into quite the number of scandals over the years, but some of them are a lot more notable than others. From getting a cat to cover up a blue demon tiger to having all of their alt accounts (and relationship) exposed on Twitter because of a fact about gay turtles, things are never easy for the Honmoon's strongest little soldiers.

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    “And what do you propose I do about this, Dwalin? I will not apologize for something I did not do." “In all honesty, my friend,” Dwalin started, “I think you two need to bone.”
    Silence. The loudest silence any of these dwarfs had ever had to endure.

    or, that one scene from brooklyn 99 but with Thorin as Captain Holt. You can read it without having watched b99.
    this will be two chapters long, the first is only humor and a bit of sliiiiight angst, the second will be smut

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