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Fic of chatting

Summary:

Die of death chatfic because this world needs more of em

Notes:

Enjoy!!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Short beginning

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Civilians
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CIVILLIAN ONLY!

Caretaker: I made this group chat for us to talk

Super civilian: y'all I'm getting jumped

Taunt: u always are broski

Super civilian changed their name to sups

Sups: fair

Loveshot changed their name to Miku Miku beam

Miku Miku beam: I'll come over and help in abit

Banana peel changed their name to #1 artful hater

#1 artful hater: better

Artful: rude

Miku Miku beam: wait fucks artful doing ere

Artful I'm a civilian too mate

Taunt: I thought u were french not British

Artful: oi oi

I'll go now and cry

Artful left the server

Taunt: nice

Cloak: just saved sups

@caretaker or @carepad cmere rq

Caretaker: comin

Taunt: I'm bored what should I do

Block: go annoy harken so they fucking kill you

Taunt: I'm cracked at surviving him fym

Artful #1 hater: sneaky ragebait in the pocket

Taunt: I have a wonderful idea

Caretaker: fuck you

Taunt added Sarah to the group chat

Caretaker: this is worse than I imagined

How do u have her contact anyway

Sarah: @artful #1 hater KILL YOURSELF

Punch: what's their deal

Caretaker: Sarah is Elizabeth's older sister

Artful's #1 fan

She got killed during his crash out due to banana peels actions partially

Punch: jeez artfuls a bitch

Sarah: he was also basically extended family for us. Helping with stuff

Taunt: rest in piss Elizabeth

Caretaker: don't fall for his ragebait

Please

Sarah: I'll try

Revolver: wanna be part of our group

Sarah: wdym

Revolver: we fight against who as call the "killers" one of em being artful

Sarah: hell ye

Artful #1 hater: yay more ptsd for artful 🎉🎉🎉

Punch: we don't really use our actual names as you can see. We just call each other by what we do

Sarah changed their name to Guardian

Taunt: so watcha gonna do man

Caretaker: she likes misgendering people

Don't take it seriously or taunt in general

Block: @guardian how's that gonna work

Guardian: I'll get others out of the way of the killers. Kinda like cloak but more direct

Block: kay

Guardian: any paperwork I gotta do

Sups: we are just a ragtag group of people who try to help. No need

Also revolver is rich af he will help with ur situation if needed

Guardian: yippee