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Monday, June 30th
Daichi Sawamura has created a group chat
Daichi Sawamura added Sugawara Koshi, Asahi Azumane, Kiyoko Shimizu, and 10 other people
12 people are online
Daichi Sawamura changed the group chat name to “Karasuno”
Daichi Sawamura
Hello and welcome to the official group chat of the Karasuno volleyball team. This is STRICTLY only for volleyball talk, practice and schedule, strategizing, events, etc. No goofying around.
Nishinoya Yuu
I like how he says that knowing we won’t listen to him anyway
Tanaka Ryunosuke
daichi, ur so silly!
Tsukishima Kei
oh god.
it’s bad enough that I’m stuck with these losers at practice, but now this?
Daichi Sawamura
If you don’t like it, you can leave.
Also Noya and Tanaka, I am not joking. This is ONLY for volleyball.
Nishinoya Yuu
shut up old man
Daichi Sawamura
Excuse me?
Hinata Shoyo
YOOO WADDUPP!!,!,!,!!!!!!
Tanaka Ryunosuke
AYEE SHOYO MY MAN
Nishinoya Yuu
HINATA!!!!!!
Sugawara Koshi
And it's already chaotic
Asahi Azumane
This is such a bad idea
Kageyama Tobio
toss techniques
how to make good tosses
…???
Tsukishima Kei
…you do realize this isn’t google, right?
Kageyama Tobio
volleyball wiki
volleyball men
men with volleyballs
Ennoshita Chikara
I honestly don’t know what to say about this
Narita Kazuhito
what the fuck
Asahi Azumane
Lord have mercy🤦♂️🤦♂️
Kinoshita Hisashi
he makes me feel smart
Nishinoya Yuu
how did bro make it to high school
Sugawara Koshi:
Kageyama, I’m oddly concerned for you
Hinata Shoyo
BAHAHAHAHA KAGEYAMA WHAT THE HELL
Kageyama Tobio
why isn't it working?
oh.
Tanaka Ryunosuke
have you NEVER used an iPhone before??😭
Yamaguchi Tadashi
I’m more concerned on the fact that he tried searching up “men with volleyballs”
Nishinoya Yuu
aye, I mean
if the shoe fits🤷♂️
don’t blame a guy for trying
Tsukishima Kei
ijbol
why is he so stupid
Daichi Sawamura
Tsukishima.
Tsukishima Kei
What. The. Fuck.
THEY ALL SAID ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING AND U ONLY GET ONTO ME?
Daichi Sawamura
Yes, now shut the hell up.
Tanaka Ryunosuke
OOOOO
CLOCK HIS TEA DAI
Daichi Sawamura
Shut up before I clock your face and break every 206 of your bones instead.
Sugawara Koshi
Daichi, I didn’t know u were down bad like that
Daichi Sawamura
Suga.
Sugawara Koshi
Yes daddy sorry daddy
Asahi Azumane
please stop the PDA
Hinata Shoyo
OMG GUYS, WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT!!!!!
Tsukishima Kei
oh hell no
Nishinoya Yuu
OH HELL YES
GOOD IDEA SHO
Kinoshita Hisashi
dawg we just got out of school for summer break
Tanaka Ryunosuke
all the more reason why we SHOULD hang out
Yamaguchi Tadashi
I’m down!
Narita Kazuhito
^ as long as it doesn’t involve rollercoasters, I’m in
Kinoshita Hisashi
pussy
Narita Kazuhito
I’m gonna fuck u in the ass.
Kinoshita Hisashi
That’s fucking hot
Kiyoko Shimizu is online
Yachi Hitoka is online
Kiyoko Shimizu
what the hell is this conversation
Yachi Hitoka
I’m deeply disturbed.
Ennoshita Chikara
Just smile and nod
Tanaka Ryunosuke
KIYOKO, MY DEAR
Nishinoya Yuu
KIYOKO SAN
Kiyoko Shimizu
…😐
Sugawara Koshi
…Anyway, where do you wanna hang out, Hinata?
Hinata Shoyo
I was thinking about the mall!
Sugawara Koshi
The mall it is!
Meet me at the entrance at 4 o’clock.
BE PUNCTUAL.
Tsukishima Kei
I don't remember agreeing.
Daichi Sawamura
Yeah, I’m not sure about hanging out
I’m kinda busy yk
Sugawara Koshi
One, I don't remember asking
Two, for someone who’s “busy” you don't seem like it.
I can see you through your bedroom window, lying on your Pokémon theme bedsheets and kicking your feet
Daichi Sawamura
…
Nishinoya Yuu
BAHAHAHAHA
Asahi Azumane
why do you have Pokémon bedsheets?
Ennoshita Chikara
The real question is, why the hell are u looking through his window?
Don’t you live like 20 minutes away
Sugawara Koshi
I was just strolling past
Let a man jaywalk gosh
Ennoshita Chikara
…that’s literally illegal
Hinata Shoyo
I LOVE POKÉMON TOO DAICHI-SAN
Kageyama Tobio
Fucking loser
Hinata Shoyo
I’m gonna finger you
Kinoshita Hisashi
woah there buddy
Kiyoko Shimizu
Can we please be normal
Ennoshita Chikara
There’s no normality in here
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Pokémon still goes hard after all these years
Also… what the fuck sho.
Tanaka Ryunosuke
Daichi, it’s okay to be a nerd
Daichi Sawamura
fuck all of you.
Sugawara Koshi
yes please 🙏
In the “Karasuno” group chat
19:02 p.m.
Kageyama Tobio
I HOPE U STUB UR TOE AND IT HURTS SO BAD THAT U CAN’T PLAY VOLLEYBALL FOR THE NEXT MONTH
Tanaka Ryunosuke
looks like someone knows how to use his phone now
Hinata Shoyo
Gasps
TAKE THAT BACK
Tsukishima Kei
you did not just type that in chat
Sugawara Koshi
Come on guys
It was not that serious
Kageyama Tobio
NO FUCK U HINATA
DIE
Asahi Azumane
Violence is NOT the answer
Sugawara Koshi
Ur five finger forehead ain't the answer yet it's still there
Asahi Azumane
you’re not funny.
Sugawara Koshi
Idk I kinda thought that was funny
Yamaguchi Tadashi
I still wanna know what happened
Yachi Hitoka
Should’ve never gone to the bathroom 🤷♀️
Yamaguchi Tadashi
chichi, hop off my dick.
Yachi Hitoka
what dick?
ur peanut-sized one?
Narita Kazuhito
digital footprint guys
Yachi Hitoka
I’m gonna digital footprint these toes up ur ass
And stick them in one by one
Ennoshita Chikara
Replied to Yamaguchi Tadashi
Hinata told Kageyama that if he crab walked his way throughout the mall then he’d get a free limited edition volleyball from the “Mall Mall Corporation” for how good he did it
He ended up getting a warning from a security guard for “disturbing” the peace
Yamaguchi Tadashi
…what the hell.