Chapter Text
LIAM AIKEN as Jacob Potter
"Ever since i was little, i've liked to read books, usually at the library. And at our old school i tended to be quite studious."
DANIEL RADCLIFFE as Harry Potter
"I think we can tell the wrong sort for ourselves, thanks."
EMMA WATSON as Hermione Granger
"Now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse... expelled."
RUPERT GRINT as Ron Weasley
"That was bloody brilliant!"
Starring
JOHN CLEESE as Nearly Headless Nick
"I would prefer Sir Nicholas, if you don't mind."
ROBBIE COLTRANE as Rubeus Hagrid
"Yer wizards, boys."
RICHARD GRIFFITHS as Vernon Dursley
"There is no such thing as magic!"
RICHARD HARRIS as Albus Dumbledore
"It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
IAN HART as Quirrell / Voldemort
"Next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, s-stuttering Professor Quirrell?"
JOHN HURT as Ollivander
"The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It is not always clear why. But, i think it is clear... that we can expect great things from you two."
RIK MAYALL as Peeves
"Oooh! Ickle firsties! What fun!"
ALAN RICKMAN as Severus Snape
"However, for those select few... who possess the predisposition, i can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death."
FIONA SHAW as Petunia Dursley
"I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak!"
MAGGIE SMITH as Minerva McGonagall
"Perhaps it would be more useful if i transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch, that way one of you might be on time."
SEAN BIGGERSTAFF as Oliver Wood
DAVID BRETT as Dedalus Diggle
WARWICK DAVIS as Goblin Bank Teller / Filius Flitwick
PEYTON LIST as Penny Haywood
JULIE WALTERS as Molly Weasley
ZOË WANAMAKER as Hooch
DAVID BRADLEY as Argus Filch
TOM FELTON as Draco Malfoy