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1. No attempting to run Doom on your tech gauntlets.
2. No attempting to run Doom on BITT’s systems.
3. No modifying ANY of the technology in HQ to run Doom.
4. You cannot use a possessor glitch to “see if the human brain can run Doom”.
5. We currently don’t know whether or not Miko is a glitch. In the event that she IS a glitch, nobody is allowed to try to use Miko to run Doom.
6. The next person who brings a non-Hinobi Member into HQ for ANY reason will be placed exclusively on store duty for the next two months.
- this one feels weirdly targeted towards me -Me_K.O
- That’s because you’ve snuck two separate people into HQ on two separate occasions. Also I had to go and Mindwipe your older sister after the whole Crystal Crush thing -MitchFTW
7. Tech Visors are required at all times when on duty, especially when resetting any witnesses of glitch attacks. Miko may be immune to resets, but the rest of you are not.
8. Powerups are to be used responsibly and in moderation. Attempting to stack large amounts of buffs almost never goes well.
- You give yourself way too many buffs and crash into a building at Mach 1 ONCE. -The_Scorekeeper
9. For future reference, Miko is immune to the following:
- Hinobi Memory Resets (Standard Power)
- Hinobi Memory Resets (Overclocked)
- Hinobi Memory Resets (The Heavy Duty variant used by Corporate)
- Hinobi Brain Scanning Devices
- Possessor Glitches
- Several Mind-Reading and Mine-Controlling Glitches including but not limited to: Psycho Mantis, Joseph Joestar, the Hollow Knight Dream Nail And Subnautica Mesmers.
- Psychic-Type Flunky Attacks
- Dating Simulators (Note: We still aren’t sure if this because of Miko’s immunity or because she identifies as asexual, but we’re putting it on this list just in case)
10. Before anyone tries it, nobody is allowed to expose Miko to the Radiance to see if she can contain it “Hollow Knight style”. Even if she’s shown to be immune to every mind-related thing we can throw at her, we’re not taking that risk.
11. As funny as it is to “Accidentally” reset Miko in front of other techs who aren’t aware of her immunities, you’re not allowed to use Miko’s reset immunity to prank other techs.
12. If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you are not allowed to do it.
13. Stealing glitches from other techs is not allowed. Simple as that.
- We all know who this is targeted towards, and we all know he’s not going to follow it. -Zahra
14. None of you are allowed to make bets on the following:
- Miko’s gauntlet breaking.
- Beating “Impossible games”.
- Anything to do with Bergy. You all know why.
- Miko’s reset immunity.
15. Following last week’s incident, Mitch and Miko are not allowed to go against each other in Sock-Em Rockers, Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance or any similar games without at least one person moderating. without at least one person playing alongside them. at all. Period.
16. None of you are to mention “The red joystick incident” around Mitch.
- What’s the Red Joystick Incident? -Me_K.O
- You don’t even want to know. -Zahra
- I SWEAR IT WAS A REGULAR CONTROLLER! -MitchFTW
- You don’t even want to know. -Zahra
17. Armour skins are meant to be used for fighting glitches, not roleplaying as characters and making them fight.
18. 1984 Spengler Street is Mitch’s own area for reasons personal to him. Just as long as he keeps the place free of glitches.
- Thank You. -MitchFTW
19. Nobody is allowed to bring up Tobias or Edmund around Phil, Mitch or Nix.
- Who? -Haneesh
- A couple of idiots who used to work here. Used to constantly ditch work for the Frosty Mart across the street. -The_Scorekeeper
- Easily the best day of my life when they got fired. -MitchFTW
- A couple of idiots who used to work here. Used to constantly ditch work for the Frosty Mart across the street. -The_Scorekeeper
20. The next person who is found messing with BITT’s systems or files will be placed on store stocking duty for the next year. Or fired, depending on Phil”s mood at the time.
21. For the last time; Nix’s first name is Adam, not Greg.
22. Starting now, nobody is to refer to Hinobi as the “Men in Black”, the “SCP foundation” or the the “Odd Squad”.
23. If and/or when Inspector 7 comes to the store for any reason, all of you either need to be on your best behaviour, or not inside the store to begin with. No exceptions. Preferably the later.
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- Does anyone remember what this rule was before? It’s all glitched and unreadable now. -Bergy
- No idea. I don’t even know who put it in. -Phil