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"POTTER I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
It was early in the morning at Hogwarts when the doors to the Gryffindor common room burst open and Lily Evans in all her 19-year-old glory stomped into the almost empty Room mad as a bull and completely, utterly, totally..naked. Her red hair flared out like a furnace and her perky round breasts bounced with every determined step she took towards the four obvious culprits. Two were laughing like hyenas, one stared in shock and the other leered in heated arousal.
"Ha! So I see you got my gift huh Evans?" Sirius managed out between cackles.
Lily bared her teeth and once again stomped closer to the now loudly cackling Sirius black.
"Why would you do something like this you- you...TROGLADYTE!!"
The witch's boobs bounced every time she swung her arms in anger and the movement nearly killed her poor boyfriend who was currently laser-focused on all the freckled skin he could drink in. His eyes traveled down her thick body caressing her curves from afar until they landed on her pink treasure down below, one he most certainly hadn't gotten acquainted with just yet. Eventually, he managed to pry his eyes away long enough to look at his best friend in disbelief.
"W-Wait Sirius you did this!?!" He screeched.
Said boy had pulled himself together and was smirking at the frothing brunette.
"Yeah, bro! I was just doing you a favor!" He laughed.
"Now I can kill two birds with one stone: 1 prank Evans, and 2 help my boy achieve his dreams!"
To his left Remus shifted his staring from the girls...predicament to peer curiously at his fellow marauder.
By now James managed to scoot his body even closer to his fuming girlfriend in a pretend attempt to shield prying eyes away from her body, but in reality just wanting to get a closer look. Without moving his vision away he stuttered out a response.
"Help me-wha? Sirius what the bloody hell are you talking about?!?"
The shorter wizard finally sensed the anger in the radiating off of his best mate and as a result, almost immediately began to get defensive.
"Hey! don't yell at me prongs I have a good explanation!"
He shifted his head to face the tan boy still gawking at his (not quite) girlfriend's exposed form. "Look do you remember last night's chat? The one where you graciously went on a 30-minute tangent about your fear of not being sexually compatible with Evans here?"James swallowed nervously. Oh, he remembered alright, surprising though considering how plastered he had gotten beforehand. It was boys night! He thought sharing secrets was what you were supposed to do!
Sirius jerked his pale thumb in said Redheads' direction.
"Well, I decided I wanted to help ya out."
Sighing in faux exasperation, Sirius shifted to lean against one of the many pillars lining the dark hallway. "After I got to thinking I came up with a brilliant idea, if you're not sure if you're sexually compatible with Evans why not see what she has to offer?" He moved closer to the lioness then, casual as ever, reached over and gripped the swaying tit in front of him squeezing and kneading the flesh before starting to roll one of the perked nipples in between his fingers.
"Ah!"
The girl squealed at the sensation.
"W-what are you- GAH! uh haaa!" Shifting her legs, she mentally told herself it was to hide the growing embarrassment happening in between her legs and DEFINITELY not to gain some much-needed friction for her throbbing clit nope, nuh uh.
Sirius paused as if almost in thought gripping his chin still while squeezing his mate's girlfriend's bare breast with his free hand like a stress ball.
"-And I'm still mad about the incident in potions last week and figured I'd get her back in the meantime." He shrugged. Lily's face lit up in realization.
The incident in potions! She remembered it well.
Sirius was sitting next to his buddies, yakking and carrying on while Slughorn talked in front about some boring potion techniques. The redhead couldn't remember what about as she wasn't able to hear him over the group's cavorting.
"Will you boneheads be quiet!" She whisper/screamed.
"I'm trying to hear the lesson!!"
Sirius was unbothered by her tantrum and continued to laugh with his current group of fans, leaning back in his chair casually.
"Oh, shut your trap girlie! Don't get your knickers in a twist, I know you're too busy drooling over my massive package but control yourself" he teased. Immediately furious the girl shifted towards the group and gritted her teeth.
"Oh yeah well I'm not sure it's even big enough to notice!" She blurted out face burning with indignation.
...
"..what?"
His voice was dripping with venom and his gaze dared her to speak. Startled but not to be intimidated Lily continued "In fact, If you're such a big man then whip it out right now!" she huffed. By now the class had tuned in on the conversation and as vicious teenagers do started to join in on the taunting. "yeah wip it out black!" "Anything less than six inches would be humiliating haha!"
"I- um"
He huffed and stuttered, desperately stumbling to launch a retort that could save his quickly crumbling reputation. After he realized that he wouldn't be finding one he decided his best chance was to deflect.
"I don't have to take this Evans!" He growled. But it was too late, Lily was already caught in her anger. "No, you know what how bout I help you?" Her smile was poisonous, and with the flick of her wrist, she muttered a spell and vanished the boy's trousers.
The room was silent, then roared with laughter.
Sirius was humiliated his hand shooting to cover his decidedly NOT 6-inch package. He bared his teeth at the now giggling girl. "you better watch your back!" With a flourish, the boy turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.
"W-well that doesn't give you an excuse to do this!" She gestures to her naked form. "Yeah, well if I were you Evans I wouldn't be so inclined to show that pretty pussy off to any guy in the hall" Sirius laughs and runs a thick finger along the contours of her slit. Instinctively the girl shifts her hips and tries to rub against the familiar intrusion. (With James’s consent the two had been briefly fooling around in the more abandoned closets of Hogwarts.)
"Ha! If I didn't know any better I'd think you like this!"
Almost as if coming out of a trance her head turned slowly to face the shocked students staring in disbelief. The nude girl seemed to realize where she was or more accurately what she wasn't wearing.
"Gah!!"
Pulling away from Sirius's wonderful rubbing Her hands shot to cover her jiggling breasts and bare cunt. I knew I shouldn't have shaved yesterday she thought to herself.
Seeing his girlfriend's humiliated face and the ministrations his best friend was doing to her body (though he was actually fine with that last part) James decided it was time to take action.
"Dude that's enough, undo the spell. Now."
There was no joking in his voice anymore and Sirius figured he'd better cut his losses and stop his awesome prank. The boy crossed his arms and sighed dramatically. "Well If you're so desperate to cover these wonderful melons there's only one way for you to get rid of it princess" he turned and shoved his body closer to Lily's his movements full of mirth. "Take a strand of hair from someone else, shove some fingers into that hole of yours, and say the words "My cunny is only for you!"
"This will pass it on to the next victim!" he laughed.
Her face dropped in shock he could be serious! Unfortunately, one look into that smug face told her he wasn't playing around this time.
"Ugh-" She growled.
"You'll pay for this Black!" And with that, the naked girl turned on her heel and stomped off.
Severus Snape and Bruce Mulciber were sitting down in the great hall, laughing and joking around like old chums. The two had started dating in 5th year after the prank by the lake.
Bruce had been furious with how his Severus was treated and ended up holding the smaller boy all night while he cried over the embarrassment of being hung nude and the pain of losing his best friend all in the same day.
After that night they were always together, company blooming into friendship and it was only natural for that close friendship to develop into something...more.
"Ughhh, Ev will you stop being gross and get a move on! I wanna finish lunch before I graduate." Bruce laughed at his nerdy boyfriend's antics and moved to wrap his arms around him. "Relax babe we got all the time in the world." He shook his hand as if to mimick a wave then deposited it down onto Severus’s head to ruffle his bone-straight hair into a fluffy mess.
Across the way Lily sat next to her giggling friends, still naked as the day she was born, pondering who she could pawn this blasted curse off to! Next to her was James who, to his credit, was attempting to fashion some coverage for his grumbling girlfriend out of an old Quidditch jersey.
"Here babe try this!" He pushed the raggedy garment into the girl's hands and waited expectantly for her to try it on. Sighing good-naturedly Lily shrugged on the old patchwork cloth and to her surprise it stayed on.
"Maybe the curse wore off on its own?" She laughed. Jumping up the girl marched her way over to Sirius fully intending on a winning gloat but just as she arrived at his side the old jersey faded. Blushing, the shirt slowly disappeared leaving her body bare to the world once again. The gathered students erupted into applause,
"Of course, they did..
bastards.." she grumbled.
Lily's pov
My hands instinctively flew up to cover my bare breasts as embarrassment washed over me once again. But I quickly realized I couldn't keep them there if I didn't want Sirius to have the satisfaction of humiliating me. Reluctantly, I pulled my hands away, exposing my breasts fully to everyone present. I could feel the cool breeze on my already painfully hard nipples.
I moved to walk away but right as I turned around I felt big hands grab my hips and pull me down onto a hard lap. "Hey, house elf!" Sirius cackled. He adjusted his tie and to my indignation started to pretend he was at a "service bar"
"Fully topless, not just a flash and you give us some firewisky eh?" He shook me around jiggling my exposed boobs with the movement.
"I heard Drinks are free when her tits are out!"
To my mortification I felt my entire face heat up, it was a wildly new feeling being this nude I'd never been bare-chested for more than three people at once before. Now, everyone was staring right at my tits. My face felt like lava and I could feel my chest go red. Loud cheers and yells were spawning from around the hall and deep down I felt flattered,
I felt...alive.
Since I was feeling so much bolder I started to move my hips unconsciously, gyrating my open folds onto Sirius's bulge for a few seconds of wonderful friction. My mouth parted at the feeling, and soon little "Ah ah ah's" echoed throughout the room. I couldn't stop!
I didn't want to stop...
I wanted..him to..
Normal pov
The girl stood up abruptly.
"F-Fuck you dickhead" she stuttered. Spinning on her heel she stalked away from the crowd of loudly jeering Gryffindor boys and continued walking down the aisles to head back to her original seat. She couldn't resist pausing in one of the grand mirrors by the wall to have a look at her reflection, the girl shuddered at seeing her naked body, even dimly lit as it was; but the light was more than bright enough to reveal how stiff her nipples had become. She brushed them lightly with her fingertips, causing them to swell even more. Lily escalated her movements, squeezing her chest and tugging at her nipples, aroused by both the increasingly intense physical sensations and the debauched visuals reflecting off the glass. Catching herself before her hand could slide down lower, she forced her body to listen to the rational part of her brain and stopped before she could go any further.
"Better not give them any more of a show" she sighed quietly.
Finally, back in her seat, Lily's mind drifted to Dorcas who was sitting to her right and trying to subtly fondle her breast while the rest of the girls took photos. She ruled it out quickly "If I give her the curse she'll just give it back to me" her brain supplied.
"I need someone who'd never hurt me no matter what I did." Her green eyes slid over to the Slytherin table and landed on a certain giggling ravenett that shall not be named. After all that had happened in 5th year Lily was..tentative about her former friends' obvious new relationship. The girl was still pissed about what went down that day by the lake and couldn't help but be a little frustrated at how quickly he seemingly moved on from his begging to be forgiven to..this.
Though she supposes she did the same...but that's different!
After a few moments of staring she watched Severus squeal with laughter after his big dumb boyfriend nipped at the lower part of his ear whilst grinning like a madman.
"I can't believe this, I shouldn't have to sit here and watch my shitty ex-best friend practically dry hump his boyfriend in the great hall all the time!" She pursed her lips rolled her eyes and huffed. "I thought he was classier than that!"
Lily, once again caught in her feelings of anger (definitely not jealousy), made a decision then and there. One that would affect the rest of her school year.
In a rage the girl stomped over to her former friend jerked him around so he was facing her and ripped out a strand of fluffed-up black hair.
"..for what it's worth I'm sorry."
Taking a deep breath and she screeched, "My cunny is only for you!"
Before anyone could think she shoved three perfectly manicured fingers under her invisible skirt and into her wet opening. "Ughh Ah! Fucking Merlin!"
The pale boy looked on in confusion until he glanced down to see that the more the fingers moved in and out of her aroused girl bits the more the shabby fabric of his school uniform faded into familiar soft, milky, pale skin. His face heated like a furnace now burning a brilliant crimson color while hot tears started to well up in obsidian eyes.
"Lils W-what are you...Stop! Please!" he begged. But it was too late, his pants were the last to fade away and the boy let out an ungodly sob, his fingers shooting over his soft prick desperately trying to give himself back some sort of dignity.
"Sev baby calm down!"
His wonderful boyfriend tried his best to ease him but the words sounded fuzzy to his ears, he was humiliated..again! This time with the added bonus of knowing the culprit was his ex-best friend. He shot away from his spot and sprinted with everything he had out of the room, his pale cock bobbing with every rushed step he made.
"Sev, love wait!" Bruce shouted desperately to the crying blur that was his boyfriend but it was too late, he'd already made it out of the front door.
Sat in an abandoned classroom Severus curled himself up in a corner and started to sniffle. Hot tears were still running down his face until he was full-out sobbing in his own arms.
The Slytherin stayed that way until a soft knock and a lovely deep voice echoed into the room.
"Hey love..are you...okay?"
Not removing his head from his knees the pale boy grunted in frustration. "Do I seem okay Evan!?! I was stripped nude in front of the entire school...AGAIN. Only this time I had to do a nude run through the great hall! Everyone saw my ugly disgusting body, I've never been so embarrassed in my life!"
Bruce was no stranger to Severus’s almost trained self loathing, and it never failed to sadden him at hearing his lover so upset. Still though, he was Determined to get through Severus’s walls as he had many times before and addressed his boyfriend through the door again.
"Sevvy, are you serious? Do you have any idea how sexy you looked!? I felt horrible for feeling that way though don't get the wrong idea."
He swallowed hard hesitating for a moment.
"Sev I-"
He paused and slid his back down the thick wooden door. Steeling himself to the humiliation of admitting something like this to his lover's face, or lack thereof, he forces himself to continue.
"I realized how hard it made me to watch my smoking hot boyfriend run around completely starkers’!!"
Silence echoed down the empty hallway. Moments passed in tense beats until a short creak signified that Severus had finally opened the door and Bruce was granted the pleasure of seeing his boyfriend's big brown eyes, so brown they're often confused for being black he mused, peek through the crack.
"..Really?"
Jumping up The brunette knew this was his only chance to reassure him.
"Of course darling." Slowly, the bigger boy pushed the door open enough for him to make his way inside. Purposefully allowing the smaller wizard the chance to retreat deeper into the dark room.
"Sev-"
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
Quiet sniffles filled the dark classroom, a heartbreaking ambiance to the only other person around.
"D-don't look a-at me..please-"
"-I'm hideous.." He whimpered.
Bruce moved to shut the door and lock it as softly as possible. “You’re not hideous baby you're the most beautiful boy I've ever seen." Shifting to wrap his strong arms around his love, the darker Slytherin began to rock him back and forth allowing him to cry into his shoulder once again just as he did their first night together.
"You know what I like about you?"
He moves his finger to tilt that pointed chin up to look at him.
"No?"
Severus wiped his eyes and stared up at the brown-skinned boy.
"These gorgeous eyes,"
Bruce presses a kiss to the space between Severus's eyes. He looks deeply at the other, then pulls him into his lap hoping silently to get just a little more of his warmth and a feel of his skin.
"-This lovely nose,"
He continues, giving another sweet kiss to the bridge of his hooked nose,
"-these soft lips." again, peppering kisses all over his face.
"and let's not forget-"
"God this ass!" his hands grip globefulls of the plump flesh. "Merlin you have no idea how it looks when you run, jiggles like jelly baby!" That got a sharp laugh out of the smaller boy who then immediately tucked his face into his lover's shoulder "Evan!" he giggled "Be serious!"
"Ah, his smile could move mountains I swear" Bruce couldn't help but think to himself.
"C'mon theirs a reason why I call you puddin Sev!" The two divulged into a fit of giggles for what felt like hours, clinging to one another Bruce could feel that his boyfriend had relaxed from his earlier hysterics.
"There’s my pretty boy, back to normal huh?" He purred.
Sev sniffled but was sure to let out a quiet scoff in response his deranged boyfriend calling him of all people, pretty.
Bruce took it as a cue to go on as he'd be damned if he let the guy he loves think so badly about himself, even if just for a moment. "Sure, Maybe you're no Western beauty standard but who gives a shit?" His excitement was visible as he spoke and Severus’s grin grew bigger with every compliment.
"Classic features are overrated and you're by no means ugly babe, I'll die on that hill!"
And really his words were true, after being with Bruce for so long. Severus was forced to eat real meals and sleep properly, no longer afraid of being ambushed in the baths by Potter and his cronies he could shower longer too. And after hearing him stop breathing one too many times in his sleep Bruce had also managed to convince him to get his nose reset.
Now it was just another one of his ethnic features, combined with the monolids he got from his mom, his downturned nose was no longer the object of ridicule. He had filled out beautifully, and he was now a "proper twink" as Severus once called it, and Bruce couldn't be more proud of his healthier, happier lover.
Shifting his hips up Mulciber started to grind his hardening erection up onto the seemingly bare ass of the other boy.
"Ah-ahn! Bruce w-wait please!"
But the other wouldn't be stopped, not with his seemingly nude lover sitting directly on his growing bulge. His large hands moved to fondle and squeeze Severus’s plump chest drawing light breathless gasps from the smaller.
"Heh, it's weird babe I can see your cute tits but I feel your uniform."
That stopped Severus in his tracks.
"..wait, what?"
He shot up from his seat in his lover's lap so fast Bruce nearly thought he'd been hit by a stinging hex. Mulciber could feel his eyes start to roll at the ravenette's actions so he went to question him in faux exasperation.
"Babe" He chuckled good naturedly, "what are you doing?"
The ravenette Slytherin had sprawled forward and currently resting on his elbows and knees scribbling on a piece of discarded parchment mumbling quickly about all the fascinating abilities of this particular...spell? Curse? Whatever. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) for him though he was unknowingly presenting his most intimate parts to his horn dog of a boyfriend and giving him quite the show in the process. Amused Bruce couldn't help but give a deep laugh.
"I mean I'm not complaining about the view"
The dark-skinned boy sat up to grab at his boyfriend's hips while the other was distracted by his own scientific muttering. Leaning forward Bruce pushed apart plump cheeks so he could bury his face in between them and brushed his tongue against the twitching pink hole in one quick motion feeling the rough fabric of light trousers on his tongue.
"Ah!
Wah, Br-Uuughh, Uh ngh!"
"Well," The man in question spoke muffled in between his meal. Slurping and licking the best he could he found his home in the quickly dampening fabric. “Since you're already naked I'm not sure you're gonna need-" Bruce gripped the thin pants and pulled
"THESE!"
*R- iiIipPpp*
In one smooth motion, Bruce the currently invisible pants and underwear away from his boyfriend's body like paper in an impressive feat of strength. Severus could feel himself shiver not due to the sudden cold he felt on his legs. Bruce on the other hand immediately got to work on devouring the feast he could now also feel and taste instead of just see. Licking and sucking the wet muscle was starting to drive Severus insane.
Surprised at the sudden intrusion pale hands shot out grip onto the nearest desk legs scrambling for purchase so the boy could support himself against the onslot of pleasure his boyfriend was giving him.
"unh! B-Bruce what are you-" Sharp molars swiftly bite down onto kiss swollen lips.
"Haa, uhh d-doing? Oh merlin!"
Ignoring his love's whines and pleading to slow down Mulciber continued to bite and suck on the twitching pucker like it was his last meal. "I'm eating baby, after all, I missed lunch" he mumbled in between wet slurps. Severus arched his back and instinctively started to spread his legs wider. "Oh Bruce yes! Don't stop please!!" Licking deeper and deeper until he could smell the boy's innermost musk he hummed again, the vibrations of his voice sending Severus close to the edge.
"Wasn't plannin' on it babe" The pleasure was blinding and his voice was muffled in Severus's ears.
The boy had his face pressed against the floor and his ass high in the air, both of Evan's huge, strong hands spreading pale cheeks to the max. His mind was melting at the feeling of his bigger boyfriend's entire face shoved inside his ass.
"I'm gonna ugh im- im- CUMMING!"
Severus flopped onto his belly the orgasm taking the last of his strength. Bruce chuckled once more and pulled the spent boy back into his lap to continue his snuggling from before. "What do you wanna do about this?" Severus shifts in response. The room stays quiet until the brunette answers in a hushed voice.
"I heard kids gossiping about it when they passed by the door, the headmaster isn't going to fix it." Whispers the seemingly limp body. A dangerous grin spreads across his face "Dumbledore wants a show? I'll give him a show."
"Fuck are we sure this was a good idea? I mean, where did you even find clothes like this hun?"
The two boys walked along the twisting paths of Hogwarts Castle headed towards the sanctuary of the Slytherin dorms "You don't wanna know but I'll give ya a hint, Ravenclaw parties are crazy." Bruce moves to brush his thumb over a pale thigh "And as to whether or not this is a good idea?" He stops in his tracks and grips his boyfriend's hips leaning close to whisper in Snape's now pink ear.
"I'm a genius that's how." Scoffing Severus pulled out of his hold.
"yeah yeah but how do you know he's gonna crack?"
"Oh, he'll crack don't you worry about that darlin.'" The smaller wizard rolled his eyes good-naturedly and pressed on.
"Yeah but How do you know?"
Laughing Bruce humored his boyfriend's curiosity. "You remember why Slughorn was so worked up last week?" Severus gripped his chin in thought.
"He had us clean the whole classroom because..." he responded, unsure.
"Yeah? Because what?"
Suddenly the boy lit up in understanding. "Oh my gosh! Because the ministry is sending a group to do the annual Hogwarts school survey! To make sure the staff is doing what they're supposed to do!"
The Quittitch player grinned in satisfaction, he loved his smart boy.
"Yup, and that includes headmaster Dumbledick if he hasn't given up and punished the obvious culprit instead of claiming a potionsaccident. We'll give those stuffy board members a real show"
The Slytherin common room was alive with gossip each student retelling the story of the *Incident* with their own spin on it.
"It's sick what that bint Evans did to Snape"
"Yeah thank God we were late to breakfast and there weren't that many people left in the hall...but its stupid how Dumbledore won't even punish her or the marauders, pretending it was a potions accident, yeah right" Bruce Mulciber's voice rose over the rest.
Wilkes chimed in from his place on the couch. "Ah, you missed it, mate, After it happened the headmaster managed to calm the students down and called Evans to his office."
"Really? Wonder what they spoke about."
Unbeknownst to the gossiping group when Lily had arrived after everything was said and done Dumbledore was very displeased. She pleaded innocent and the headmaster pressed to know who was originally responsible for the prank. But Lily, believing herself to be a dutiful and faithful girlfriend, refused to throw her boyfriend's mate under the bus. And thus the story of a potions accident was made.
"Oh good" Narcisse black simperd "so the poor thing was spared some semblance of his dignity after all but we all know who was capable of pulling this kind of stunt why won't he-"
"-oh my..."
The subject of all conversations walked out into the Slytherin common room clad in only a small pair of black shorts his ass was practically spilling out of, a green cropped hoodie that showed off his belly and slid off his collarbone, and his thighs were encased in long socks that none of the purebloods had a name for.
Severus full of unwavering confidence addressed the now-staring group.
"Either Dumbledick admits he knows it was the marauders and punishes them into giving the cure or,
I stay like this."