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Quack: i hvae anfered bbh
Quack: fyk imgondie
ARSON: What did you do?
Quack: flurt
Quack: jiikkingly
Quack: i lobe jou amd karl.
ARSON: Why are you like this.
ARSON: @Time Lord we gotta get our bf.
Time Lord: THE ONE DAY WE DON’T SLEEP TOGETHER.
Time Lord: not in that way, cuddles, don’t kill me too Bad.
Muffin: good.
Quack: OH GOD
. . .
[7:45am]
All Powerful: Tommy’s an idiot.
All Powerful: A sick, fever-dizzy idiot.
GoatBoi: I fear what he did.
Enderboy: what did he do?
Got-Help-UwU: There are two types of people in relation to Tommy.
Got-Help-UwU: Tag yourself, Im Tubbo.
Enderboy: who are you?
Got-Help-UwU: Im Wilbur Soot.
Enderboy: The artist?
Enderboy: pog.
Got-Help-UwU: you know me?
Got-Help-UwU: fuck.
Muffin: language.
Got-Help-UwU: I just didnt wanna explain shit to someone again,
Got-Help-UwU: You know?
Enderboy: I do not care for it.
Enderboy: I do not expect an explanation,
Enderboy: I am nothing but a fan, not your friend.
Got-Help-UwU changed Got-Help-UwU’s name to praisetheenderboy
Enderboy: …
Enderboy: my name’s Ranboo, by the way.
Praisetheenderboy changed praisetheenderboy’s name to PraiseRanboo
PraiseRanboo: that is better.
PraiseRanboo: Most want an explanation that I cant give.
Enderboy: then they shouldn’t be your fans??
Enderboy: they shouldn’t be in your personal business.
All Powerful asks Can we remember the conversation topic?
PraiseRanboo: I do want to know what he did.
Enderboy: Do tell.
GoatBoi: finally!
All Powerful: He appears to have decided to go to school today.
All Powerful: Guess who hasn’t put proper clothes on or just passed out on my fucking living room floor?
All Powerful: T o m m y.
GoatBoi: surely not?
All Powerful: I’m not lying.
All Powerful: Fucking i d i o t
GoatBoi: but ypu love him.
All Powerful: I do.
GoatBoi: :)
. . .
[9:55am]
All Powerful: hello boys
All Powerful: I stolw D's pgone.
PraiseRanboo: Tommy?
All Powerful: who you?
PraiseRanboo: Wilbur.
PraiseRanboo: Youre sick, youre not allowed your phone for a reason.
All Powerful: technoclyhhu
All Powerful: 8fc niui my lkhbpihone
PraiseRanboo: @Technology Get him off the phone, Holy shit.
Quack: i havent seen tommy this sick in years
Quack: its a bit concerning
PraiseRanboo: yes it is, very much so.
PraiseRanboo: @Technology Get the child, please.
All Powerful: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
All Powerful: I mifsdted ecterybogty
All Powerful: Ooooo
PraiseRanboo: Tommy, are you alright?
All Powerful: tbgr eoddlf ifx vblurrffffffffgvbfuz
All Powerful: unm guong daerrk
PraiseRanboo: TOMMY!
Quack: holy shit
Quack: @Technology
Quack: @Technology
Quack: @Technology
Quack: @Technology
Quack: @Technology
Technology: I LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES.
. . .
[11:26am]
Muffin: Why must you use your phone in my classes, @Quack?
Muffin: Stop attempting to hide it.
Muffin: I can see it.
Quack: no u cant
Muffin: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Muffin: @Skppy Take his phone for me, darling.
Skppy: Yes, Sir.
. . .
[1:02pm]
GoatBoi: Is Tommy alright?
Technology: I think he’s getting better, actually.
Enderboy: How’s that work? Wasn’t he passing out like 3 hours ago?
Technology: ...Yup.
Technology: His biology is as messed up as my own,
Technology: Especially since he was late coming into it.
. . .
[3:45pm]
GoatBoi: I miss Tommy.
GoatBoi: Can I come ovee @Technology
Technology: No rn
Technology: issue
GoatBoi: Techno isn't typing like he usually does.
GoatBoi: …
GoatBoi: @everyone
GoatBoi: I'm concerned.
Technology: actually, come over.
Technology: or we mifhtt loose him.