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Emu!!!: GUYS
Nene: yeah?
Emu!!!:I FORGOT
LETS DO INTEODUCTIONS!!
Nene: i mean yeah
But half of us alreay know each other
Emu!!!: WE COULD SAY OUR SEKAIS AND HOW THEY LOOK LIKE AND STUFF!!
Nene: ah
Good idea
<3
Emu!!!: YAYYYYYYY!!
OKAY ILL GO FIRST!!!
WONDERLANDS X SHOWTIMES SEKAI IS
WONDERLAND SEKAI
i think thats what its called!!
Anyway its an amazing amusement park!!!
With flying plushies!
And singing flowers!!
Minori: AHHHH UR SEKAI SOUNDS SO COOOOOOL
More more jumps sekai is a stage!!!
All the virtual singers have such cute outifts too!!
MMJ Rin ©: we love minori
Haruka: agreed
Airi: agreed
Shizuku: agreed
Minori: AJSBWKBAKEVWJSJEHWJAS
I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS MWAH MWAH
Akito: get to stepping punk
Touya: but that was so sweet
Akito: okay fine
Lesbians win this time
Mizuki: tf you mean this time
You must mean all the time right
Akito: no
Ena: ur mistaken
Akito: youre THE mistake
Mizuki: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Saki!: WHAT
Airi: bro copy pasted
Nene: haha
Rui: nene laughed
Nene: so what
Rui: you laughed
Akito: oh my flip ur not funny at all
| Replying to Mizuki: Not funny I didn’t laugh. Y...
An: ‘oh my flip’
💀💀💀
Saki!: I HATE THAT EMOJI SO MUCH
AHQBSKAHAKAJWKQHJWBSNABAKSBS
Ichika: darling
Why do you hate that emoji so much
Saki!: BECAUSE WHY
IT JUST
idk
Shiho just used it all the time and made me mad
Shiho: i literally didnt
Saki!: YEAH YOU DID
guys it jus
😂🤣🤣😂 is better
Airi: bluds a millenial
Akito: saki i cant agree with yoj on this one
Touya: why?
I think she’s saying a completely plausible thing
Akito: 💀
Saki!: ...
Mizuki: stop people who use eclipses are so annoying
Saki!: WHAT
MIZUKI???
An: does blud mean elises
| Replying to Mizuki: stop people who use...
Touya: elipses?
Mizuki: yeah that
| Replying to Touya: elipses?
An: wow just ignore me then
Mizuki: thank you so much touya
An: am sad now
Mizuki: anyway yeah just type a word bro its not that hard
If ur gonna be silent
Then jus dont type bro
Saki!: :(
Akito: ykw i agree
| Replying to Mizuki: anyway yeah just type...
Saki!: i thought you liked me
:(
Akito: i like you
More than ur brother
And thats a low standard
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: THATS ENOUGH
STOP BULLYING MY DEAR SISTER
I WILL HAVE RUI BOMB YOUR HOUSES
Rui: if you agree to eat all my vegetables for the next year I’ll do it
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: ANYTHING FOR MY SISTER
Ena: wow what an amazing brother
Boy do i wish i had a brother as amazing as you
Mizuki: darling dont diss lil bro like that
Ena: shut
Mizuki: no
Ena: aren’t you at school
Mizuki: well no
How could you ask such an obvious question?
Rui: i was wondering where you were
An: i am too
Mizuki: well why are yall talking in school hours
Rui: im bored
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: since when are you ever bored
Rui: we’re just reading in english rn
Where even are you
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: i went to the bathroom
Rui: come back
There’s nobody behind me now and i dont like it
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: IM COMING!!!!!!!!
An: i think bros coming
Saki!: Emu why are you giggling to yourself
Emu!!!: I HAVE A PLAN!!!
Shiho: oh no
Emu!!!: ITS SUPER DUPER WONDERHOY TRUSTTT!!!
Nene: when did you learn how to say trust like that
Emu!!!: SAKI TAUGHT ME
Saki!: YA!!
Shiho: saki please dont teach her anythinf more
Saki!: im gonna teach her bro and blud next
Nene: no saki pls
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: MY LITTLE sister
I love you so much
But please refrain
Saki!: okay brother
Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️: Yayyy
I love you SO MUCH SAKIIIIIIIII
Saki!: ahhhhh
I love you too big bro
Mizuki: STOP U TWO ARE SO SWEET
THE SIBLINGS EVER
BUT TSUKASA PLEASE.
PLEASE CHANG UR NAME SO I CAN FULLY EMBRACE THE SIBLING SWEETNESS
Akito: i agree please ur name takes up half the space on my phone
Honami changed Tsukasa Tenma ⭐️ to Star
An: wow thats much better
We love you honami
Shiho: i love you more honami
An: bro this isn’t a competition
Shiho: yeah
Honami: ilove all of you too
Shizuku: shii is smiling so much now
Shiho: NO
Saki!: Ooooooh
Ooooh
Oooooooooooooh
Shiho: FUCK OFF SAKI
Ichika: dont tell my wife to fuck off
Mizuki: omg beef????
Ena: no chicken
Akito: For once in ur life
That was actually quite the funny
N25 KAITO ©: You guys get sidetracked too easily.
Topics here change every second.
Mizuki: oh my god its our kaito
Hey queen
N25 KAITO ©: I’m not a girl.
Call me a king if you want to.
Star: YOU ARE KING!!!
An: LRFT SIDE
Mizuki: RIGHT SIDE
Akito: who is this joker
| Replying to N25 KAITO ©: I’m not a girl. C...
Ena: hes just always grumpy and angry
Akito: isnt virtual singers manifestation of feelings or something whys he so mad
Ykw u are always mad so im not surprised
Ena: ITS NOT ME BRO
N25 KAITO ©: It was Mafuyu.
Mafuyu: Why did you have to say it like that?
N25 KAITO ©: How else do you want me to say it?
An: goodness this guy is mad
Airi: i like him
Ena: of course you do
N25 KAITO ©: Back to my point.
How do you all change topics so quickly?
Emu!!!: I DONT KNOW!!!
BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE DOING INTRODUCTIONS!!!
Haruka: ah yes
Like minori said
Our stage sekai is really cool
All of our virtual singers are cool and cute and not angry all the time
An: same bro
Mikus bad at cooking though lolololol
Also our len is so silly and cute /pos
VBS Miku ©: just wait till you ask for food Shiraishi An
An: WAIT NOOOOO
Mizuki: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
An: IT WASNT EVEN THAT FUNNY BITCH
Mizuki: lol
Our miku is chill
She’s basically mafuyu
Mafuyu: In a good way right?
Mizuki: ofc dude
Our Len is the SHYEST dude ever bro
Hes silly though slash pos
Saki!: hehe our KAITO is kinda shy too
Our sekai is a school
Kohane: do you guys have to study or something
Shiho: ofc not
Its just cool and chill
And we have the prettiest sky ever
The rooftop is so cool
Its always like perfectly ewarm there its such a nice feeling
Honami: ahhhhh
You’re so right shiho :)
Its like a nostalgic feeling!
Ichika: yeahhhh
Exactly
I love our sekai so much
Kanade: ahh
Your sekai sounds so nice
It would be a nice setting to compose i think
Maybe like a warm song
Saki!: ITS SO NICE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Kanade: wow
Our sekai is empty
Well it was at the start
Now theres some stuff
Theres a river lake too
An: ooooooh
I wanna lake
VBS Miku ©: is a cafe not enough for you Shiraishi An
An: WHATS YOUR PROBALEM WITH ME
VBS Miku ©: get down to the sekai right now
An: NO
VBS Miku ©: Shiraishi. An. Get. Here. Now.
An: IM SCARED
VBS Rin ©: don’t be scared!
She’s not holding a spatula in her hand anymore
An: so she won’t hit me
VBS Rin ©: no!!
An: ugh fine im coming
VBS Rin ©: shes holding a knife instead
An: WHAT
IM RUNNING
VBS Miku ©: im not gonna hurt you!!
VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BOOKED it out the cafe and is ON THE RUN!! #LOL!! #tomandjerrycore 🤣🤣😂😂
VBS MEIKO ©: STOP TRYING TO BE COOL.
Akito: len I love you but this is...
| Replying to VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BO...
Hatsune Miku ©: whats going on
Rui: An dissed VBS Mikus cooking skills so she told her to come to the street sekai i think thats what its called
And now shes chasing An with a knife
Hatsune Miku ©: VBS MIKU
CEASE THY ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY!
VBS Miku ©: what
Okay fine
Hmph
Touya: what is this style of speaking?
| Replying to Hatsune Miku ©: CEASE THY AC...
Hatsune Miku ©: sorry the britishers have rubbed off on me too much
Rui: britishers?
Hatsune Miku ©: yeah the british people
Saki!: FINALLY
| Replying to VBS Len ©: Shiraishi An just BO...
SOMEONE THAT DOESNT USE SKULL EMOJI
MY TYPEA GUY
Ichika: am i not enough for you :(
Saki!: ofc you are love
<333
Ichika: yay :)
Shiho: get to stepping punk
Star: BUT ICHISAKI ARE SO CUTE
Honami: i agree
The only thing that wasnt cute was them making out in the janitors closet
Saki!: HONAMAJWNWDNMABAKAHQJAHSJWW
THAT NEVER JAPOENEDF
Emu!!!: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SO RED WHEN YOU CAME BACK TO CLASS THAT ONE TIME????
Shiho: i thougjt that was because we had PE before
But you probably just stood around and did nothing
Star: HELLO WHAT
SAKI???????????
Saki!: NO NO NO NONONOBOBBONONO
HONAMIIII WHYYYYYY
Honami: i couldnt stop myself :(
Ichika: saki what happened
NO
NOOOOOO
HONAMIII
WHY
I MEAN
i mean that never happened
Airi: no i saw you guys
Ichika: YOU WHAT
Haruka: yeah 😭
We saw you two stumbling out lol
Saki!: STOP IT IM GONNA KMS
Star: NO DONT LITTLE SISTER
oh shit the teachers coming iver to me
Rui: fufu
Mizuki: its alright Saki we all need a kiss sometimes
| Replying to Saki!: STOP IT IM GONNA K...
Ena: i wanna kiss
But i have nobody to kiss
Mizuki: so Ena
Ena: i want a girlfriend so badly
Akito: wdym bro
Ena: i hate this
Kanade: yeah mizuena not canon
Touya: what
Akito: WHAT
Saki!: WHAT
Honami: what
Shiho: WHAT
Kanade: sadly Ena and Mizuki just went offline they will not hear your shock
Saki!: bro i thought they were dating
Ichika: same
Kanade: theyre not
But they defo like each other
Akito: yeah i can tell
Touya: why dont they just get together???
Kanade: complications
Give them time
Honami: i see
They’ll be ready someday :)
Shiho: you’re so sweet Honami
Honami: :))
Saki!: awwwwwwwwwwwww
Shiho: fuck off saki
Shizuku: Shii...
You have to
Be
Be
Nice
To
Saki too
Shiho: no