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COOL KIDS
Saturday, 9:34 AM
Big Man Tommy: CAST LIST IS OUT
Big Man Tommy has attached (1) file [cast_list.pdf]
Dream: OH MGY DOFJF
Dream: I GOT BELLE????
Ranboo: CONGRATS DREEAAAMM
Ranboo: I GOT LEFOU!!
Dream: YEAH BOO LETS GO
Dream: omg tommy got lumiere? pop off??
Big Man Tommy: thats right
Big Man Tommy: and jack got cogsworth LMAO
Puffy: i got mrs potts??
Dream: YEAH PUFFY <333
Puffy: <333
Niki: omg good job puffy!
Hannah: nice puffy!
Hannah: oh i got into the ensemble! thats nice
Dream: yeahh
Dream: @WilburSoot WIL YOU GOT GASTON
WilburSoot: holy sht holy sht
WilburSoot: GOOD NEWS THAT HE MANS MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Technoblade: no.
Dream: tech!! i got belle!
Technoblade: i saw.
Technoblade: good job. <3.
Dream: <3333
Puffy: wait is anyone else seeing this??
Puffy: punz got the beast?
Dream: oakfmdlkajerjfsad,j,.djklasjflksaj OH MY GOD HE DID
Dream: THAT IS SO FUNNY
Dream: @Punz WE GOT BEAST AND BELLE PUNZIE
Punz: huh
Punz: oh
Punz: sick
Sapnap: ew does that mean we have to see them kiss
Dream: well youre going to be stuck in the pit like a loser /lh
Sapnap: i dont mind if that means i wont have to see you smooching with ur bf
Dream: punzie we get to dance
Punz: oh god
Punz: i cant dance
Dream: i get to wear a dress :0
Dream: i love belles dress sm, i cant wait to wear it
WilburSoot: oh wow tubbo got the bookseller
Tubbo: well thats ironic
Dream: lmao?
WilburSoot: dream we should start getting our dynamic in place
WilburSoot: ill flirt and act like a chad and you have to be all disgusted
Punz: back off bro
Sapnap: oooh, someones jealous
Technoblade: wil, you have to eat five dozen eggs now.
WilburSoot: gonna go buy all the fcking eggs from whole foods
Technoblade: oh, and orchestra member list is out as well. @Fundy @Sapnap @Sam @Tina @Illumina @George you all made it.
Tina: YAYYYYY
Tina: OH IM FIRST FLUTE :D
Dream: LETS GO TINAAAA
Illumina: oh sick
Illumina: now i get to suffer on english horn as well
Fundy: which keyboard part am i?
Technoblade: one.
Fundy: seriously??
Technoblade: yeah.
Fundy: im so fcking good
Big Man Tommy: pit people, cringe
Big Man Tommy: i get to be lumiere
Dream: tommy you need to talk with a french accent now
Big Man Tommy: … im quitting
Dream: LMAO
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piss
Saturday, 11:09 AM
Seapeepeekay: see i told u you would be fine
Dre: skjdlfak dont scare me like that
Dre: for a sec i didnt know what you were talking about
Seapeepeekay: LMAO
Seapeepeekay: congrats on belle <3
Dre: thank youuuu <3
Dre: youre the best
Seapeepeekay: omg i got called the best by dream
Seapeepeekay: this is the best day of my life
Dre: lmao
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Technoblade has started a groupchat
Technoblade has added 12 people
Technoblade has renamed the chat to ‘Pit Orchestra (the ACTUAL cool kids)
Illumina: lol whats with the name
Technoblade: need to prove a point to tommy.
Technoblade: anyways, welcome to the pit orchestra chat. this will be mainly used for updates, but you all are free to talk here if you’d like. i’ll just ping everyone if there’s an announcement.
Technoblade: we need to do introductions. say your name, your pronouns, your instrument, and anything you want people to know.
Technoblade: i’m technoblade. call me that or techno, but do not call me “tech” unless i give you permission to. also, do not touch my stuff or me without asking first. my pronouns are he/him, and i am principal chair (first violin for violin 1), so i am second in command after mr. sparklez.
Illumina: hey im illumina, he/him, and i play oboe. dont touch my reeds because theyre fragile and i will cry if i break another one
TinaKitten: im tina! she/her, flute one :)
TinaKitten: oh and i always have cork grease and valve oil with me bc a lot of my friends in band tend to forget theirs, so if you need any im happy to provide!
Fundy: fundy, he/him, keyboard one i guess. do not call me a furry
Technoblade: be glad wilbur isn’t in here.
Fundy: yeah thank god for that
Awesamdude has changed their name to Sam
Sam: hey yall, im sam. i go by he/him and im gonna be the double bassist :) i always have spare rosin for all the string instruments so if you need any just ask
Sapnap: sapnap, he/him, first violin for violin 2. dont call me sap unless youre close with me
Fruitberries: im fruit, he/him, cello
Sylveey: oh theres a chat for this
Sylveey: im sylvee, she/her, keyboard three i think
Jojosolos: jojo, she/her. im the clarinetist because aimsey couldnt make the audition
Sylveey: jojo!!!!
Jojosolos: sylvee!!!
Antfrost: ant, he/him, keyboard four!
BadBoyHalo: call me bad! he/him, keyboard two :D
Skeppy: skeppy, french horn 1
Sapnap: i thought u were percussion?
Skeppy: too many insuremtns
Skeppy: i cnat play all of them
Technoblade: “insuremtns”
Skeppy: SHUT UP
Technoblade: your ability to spell amazes me.
Skeppy: SHTU
Technoblade: anyways, some business stuff. we’re missing a lot of parts, so ask around. if you know people who play the parts we’re missing, give them my email. we need two more french horns, two trumpets, a low brass player (preferably someone who can do trombone and tuba), another flute, another cello, and at least one more violin. we’re also going to need a percussionist but we might have to hire for that. i don’t know if anyone here plays all of the necessary instruments.
Hannah: got it
TinaKitten: aye aye captain!
Technoblade: that’s all. rehearsal this thursday and every thursday after that until tech week. a full schedule should be sent out within the next few weeks.
Antfrost: see yall on thursday!
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COOL KIDS
Monday, 11:21 AM
Sapnap: guess whos got another guy simping on him
Illumina: dream?
Sapnap: bingo bongo
Illumina: lmao
Illumina: who is it this time
Sapnap: this guy named farfadox
Sapnap: hes new and transferred into our spanish class bc he speaks fluent spanish
Sapnap: our teacher put him next to dream and he spent the entirety of class hitting on dream
Sapnap: dream calls him el diablo for some reason
Dream: bc hes el diablo
Dream: farfi is really nice tho
Sapnap: farfi???
Dream: yeah
Illumina: this is, like, the tenth guy
Hannah: tenth? wow dream
Dream: im just hot i guess
Sapnap: dude im telling you, farfadox was flirting hard
Sapnap: does he know youre taken?
Dream: no but im sure hell find out soon enough
Dream: although
Dream: hold on ill brb
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You should have paid me more, he said. You know, like a LIAR
Monday, 11:23 AM
Menace (/aff): punzieee
Menace (/aff): whats ur opinion on another guy hitting on me
(My) traitor <3: who is it lmao
Menace (/aff): hes named farfadox
Menace (/aff): he moved up to my spanish class
Menace (/aff): he was flirting with me the whole time and i didnt tell him im taken but if you want me to then i will
Menace (/aff): i can tell him to lay off
(My) traitor <3: can you just tell him that youre taken?
(My) traitor <3: i dont mind him flirting but i dont want him to think that youre up for grabs, yknow?
Menace (/aff): yeah i know <3
(My) traitor <3: <3
(My) traitor <3: so looks like i have more competition, huh?
Menace (/aff): what can i say, im just popular like that
(My) traitor <3: damn
(My) traitor <3: i gotta up my game
Menace (/aff): youre gonna get to fight wil for my affections during the musical, remember? you get to push him off the tower
Menace (/aff): or does he fall off?
(My) traitor <3: i think he falls off
(My) traitor <3: but im sure mr scott wont mind if i pretend to stab him a few times
Menace (/aff): i think he stabs you
(My) traitor <3: never
(My) traitor <3: ill stab him first
Menace (/aff): lmao okay
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COOL KIDS
Monday, 7:25 PM
Ranboo: GUYS
Ranboo: WILBUR HAS TO KISS DREAM
Sapnap: LMAO???
Ranboo: punz is glaring rn
Ranboo: dream your suitors are fighting over you
Dream: skjadlkjalfj
Dream: its okay punzie
WilburSoot: i dont know how to feel about this
WilburSoot: on the one hand i get to kiss dream
WilburSoot: on the other hand punz is scary and i dont want to die
Sapnap: oh i hope i get a good seat in the pit
Sapnap: i want to see this go down
Technoblade: well, you’re not going to find out for two more months.
Sapnap: damn :/
Sapnap: we have rehearsal this thursday right
Technoblade: yes.
Sapnap: alright
Seapeekay: wilbur has to kiss dream? LMAO
Seapeekay: punz how are you feeling
Punz: is it against school code of conduct to challenge someone to a fistfight
WilburSoot: yes??
WilburSoot: please do not challenge me to a fistfight
WilburSoot: techno if they do youre fighting for me
Technoblade: nah.
WilburSoot: FCK
Punz: dont worry dude im just kidding
Punz: its fine
Punz: its a part of the play so its whatever
WilburSoot: oh thank god
Dream: we can kiss after punz
Dream: and make cal watch
Seapeekay: why
Dream: because suffer <3
Seapeekay: youre so mean to me
Dream: its bc youre british
Seapeekay: wow </3
Technoblade: hey, look on the bright side. at least you’re not canadian.
Technoblade: hm. guess he’s not online.
Dream: lumi might be suffering with math homework
Technoblade: imagine.
Dream: okay i have to go back to focusing now before mr. scott yells
Dream: bye tech <3
Seapeekay: what about me
Dream: you dont get a heart bc youre a british furry /lh /j
Dream: bye cal <3
Seapeekay: bye, have fun <3
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COOL KIDS
Tuesday, 8:13 AM
Sam: hey does anyone know where punz is
Sam: they were supposed to meet me in the library but theres no one here
Dream: dont worry about punz :)
Sam: ???
Sam: dream what did you do
Dream: nothing!
Sam: dream…
Sapnap: i can confirm dream actually hasnt done anything
Sapnap: punz is just being possessive
Sam: that explains nothing
Dream: hes not being possessive, cmon
Dream: theyre just defending my honor
Dream: my knight in shining armor <3
Sam: wait so what happened
Dream: nothing bad dw
Dream: one of kaceys friends passed me and made an insulting comment
Dream: so punz immediately started roasting her
Dream: oh now farfas here
Sam: whos farfa
Sapnap: the latest addition to dreams posse of suitors
Sam: another one??
Sapnap: yup
Sapnap has attached (1) file [image3.jpg]
Sam: lmao?
Sam: wait that height difference is actually really funny
Sam: how tall is he?
Sapnap: at least as tall as you
Sam: seriously?
Sapnap: yeah lol
Sapnap: hes 6’7 at least
Sapnap: but then again dream is just short
Dream: okay shortnap
Sapnap: :(
Sam: tell punz to meet me in the library dream
Dream: well i would
Dream: but now theyre talking with farfa
Sam: dream are your suitors fighting over you again
Dream: nah theyre just talking
Dream: well maybe theyre pretend fighting but farfa knows im taken and punz knows that im his so it should be all good
Dream: im just enjoying being the damsel in distress tbh
Sapnap: disney princess arc
Dream: im always on my disney princess arc
Dream: okay punz and i are coming now
Sam: okay lol
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COOL KIDS
Tuesday, 11:45 AM
Technoblade: i don’t know who this farfa guy is. but someone inform him that if he does anything to dream i’m coming for him.
Illumina: *shivers*
Illumina: all the dream simps live in fear of techno
Tina: technos that one aroace friend whos there for emotional support
Technoblade: dream is a homeless teletubbie and he’s annoying as hell but if you hurt him i’m stabbing you.
Illumina: thats practically an “i love you” coming from you
Sapnap: maybe techno is the biggest dream simp of all
Technoblade: i’m going to punch you.
Sapnap: ok iM SORRY IM SORRY
Technoblade: too late.
Sapnap: NDSOFNIELKFLD