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Want me to love you in moderation? Do I look moderate to you?

Summary:

RinNo.1Fan (23:11): hes killing me

RinNo.1Fan (23:11): like hes actually killing me

RinNo.1Fan (23:12): brb

RinNo.1Fan (23:12): gonna go have a heart attack

WifeInAnotherLife (23:12): u did this to urself hun x

RinNo.1Fan (23:13): RINNNNNN

RinNo.1Fan (23:13): I NEED UR SUPPORT

WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): he sent u a nude

WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): AND U CRITIQUED IT!!!!!!!

RinNo.1Fan (23:14): I PANICKED!!!!

 

AKA ~ the crackish, pwp, texting fic we all needed in the KakaObi fandom

Notes:

This is pure crack and porn without plot, if you enjoy that then this is the place for you!!

I don’t typically write smut so hopefully it’s not too bad 😂

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Bakashi (22:43): *Image sent*

Bakashi (22:43): what do you think?

Dobeito (22:45): ummmmmmm

Bakashi (22:46): ??

Dobeito (22:48): i think maybe more abs?

Dobeito (22:48): like pull ur top up more maybe bite it

Dobeito (22:49): u have great teeth so…

Dobeito (22:49): good luck!

Dobeito (22:50) hope my advice helps!!

 

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Kakashi (22:51): So

Kakashi (22:51): i just sent obito a semi-nude and asked what he thought

Kakashi (22:51): i figured fuck it, you know?

Kakashi (22:52): ive been crushing on him since we were like 12 and hes never figured it out

Kakashi (22:52): gai said to be bold so i went fucking bold

Anko (22:53): HOLY SHIT

Anko (22:53): OH FUCK

Anko (22:53): OMG KAKASHI

Anko (22:53): andddd?????!?!

Anko (22:53): what did he fucking say?!!!?!

Kakashi (22:54): HE SENT ME A FUCKING CRITIQUE OF MY NUDE

Anko (22:55): HE DIDNT?!?!

Kakashi (22:55): yup.

Kakashi (22:56): he was like 

Kakashi (22:56): ‘needs more abs’ 

Kakashi (22:56): wtaf

Kakashi (22:56): this is hopeless

Anko (22:57): he did WHAT?!?!!

Anko (22:57): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kakashi (22:57): ANKO!!

Kakashi (22:58): Help me!!!!!

Kakashi (22:58): what do i do? Thank him?!

Kakashi (22:58): i think this is a sign from the universe to just give up

Anko (22:59): WAIT 

Anko (22:59): hang on! Dont give up

Anko (22:59): i mean… 

Anko (23:00): he DID ask for more abs so…….

Kakashi (23:00): so???

Anko (23:01): SO 

Anko (23:01): give the man waht he wants!!!

Anko (23:01): play along!

Anko (23:02): give him EXACTLY what he asked for!!!

Anko (23:02): 😈

Kakashi (23:03): …..

Kakashi (23:03): you’re a genius

Anko (23:04): i know

Anko (23:08): KEEP ME UPDATED YOU BITCH!!!

 

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Bakashi (23:06): okay

Bakashi (23:06): so more like this?

Bakashi (23:07): *Image sent*

Dobeito (23:09): yeah! 

Dobeito (23:09): yeah thats good!

Bakashi (23:10): cool

Bakashi (23:10) thanks obito

Bakashi (23:11) what should i send next?

 

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RinNo.1Fan (23:11): hes killing me

RinNo.1Fan (23:11): like hes actually killing me

RinNo.1Fan (23:12): brb

RinNo.1Fan (23:12): gonna go have a heart attack

WifeInAnotherLife (23:12): u did this to urself hun x

RinNo.1Fan (23:13): RINNNNNN

RinNo.1Fan (23:13): I NEED UR SUPPORT

WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): he sent u a nude

WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): AND U CRITIQUED IT!!!!!!!

RinNo.1Fan (23:14): I PANICKED!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): UR A MORON!!!

RinNo.1Fan (23:15): ouch

RinNo.1Fan *has changed their nickname*

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:16): fuck u bitch

WifeInAnotherLife (23:16): YOU LITTLE SHIT

WifeInAnotherLife (23:17): see if i help u with ur relationship problems in the future u hoe

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:17): NO WAIT 

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:18): I NEED U

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:18): HE ASKED WHAT HE SHOULD SEND NEXT

WifeInAnotherLife (23:18): HE SAID WHAT?!?!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:19): WHEN?!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:19): HOW LONG AGO?!?

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Ummmm

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Fuck

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Like 10 mins ago

WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): Uv been bantering with me for the past 10 mins…

WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): When ur crush said…

WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): ‘What should i send next’

WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): ?????!!?!?!!? 

WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): WHAT IS WRONG WIFH U

WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): STOP TALKING 2 ME AND GO GET UR MAN

KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:22): BUT NOHARA!!!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): GO AWAY!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): NOW!

 

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Kakashi (23:20): anko

Kakashi (23:20): its been like 10 mins

Kakashi (23:20): i think i fucked it

Anko (23:21): oh shit

Anko (23:21): im fucking sorry baby

Anko (23:21): has he definitely seen the message?

Kakashi (23:22): yeah…

Anko (23:22): fuck.

Kakashi (23:22): yup. 

Kakashi (23:22): oh well 

 


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Dobeito (23:23): uhhhh

Dobeito (23:23): i guess the next step would be the pants?

Dobeito (23:23): like, thats the reasonable thing to do

Dobeito (23:24): cheeky bit of hipbone n all that 

 

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Kakashi (23:25): I LIED

Kakashi (23:25): IM BACK IN THE GAME 

Anko (23:26): FUCK YEAH YOU ARE BABY

Anko (23:26): holy fuck this is a rollercoaster

Kakashi (23:26): think how i fucking feel!!!

Kakashi (23:27): this boy is swear

Anko (23:27): so!!’n

Anko (23:27): what did he say?!?

Kakashi (23:28): less pants more hips

Anko (23:28): valid

Anko (23:28): you’ve got v line for days baby, use it!

Kakashi (23:30): uh 

Kakashi (23:30): anko? 

Anko (23:30): oh god whats happened

Kakashi (23:31): nothing

Kakashi (23:31): its just

Kakashi (23:31): are we at the stage in our friendship where i can ask u to vet my semi-nudes? 

Anko (23:32): BITCH I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!

Anko (23:32): send em to me!!!

Kakashi (23:32): *Image sent* *Image sent*

Kakashi (23:33): which one is better?

Anko (23:33): ooooh, artsy

Kakashi (23:33): fuck off

Anko (23:34): the first one has more of your slinky little waist

Kakashi (23:34): regret this already

Anko (23:34): but the second one has more peen action

Anko (23:34): HEY!!!

Kakashi (23:35): so… slutty little waist or ‘peen’?

Anko (23:35): why not send both and ask him which one is better? 👀

Kakashi (23:35): …

Kakashi (23:35): i’ll be right back

Anko (23:35): ATTA BOY!!!!!

 

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Bakashi (23:36): *Image sent* *Image sent*

Bakashi (23:36): which one is better?

Dobeito (23:38): oh fuck

Dobeito (23:38): ummm 

Dobeito (23:38): they are both good?

Dobeito (23:38): how tf do u look so tiny in tbe first one?! 

Bakashi (23:39): thanks?

Bakashi (23:39): i just… am that tiny? 

Dobeito (23:39): no ur not!

Dobeito (23:39): i see u nearly evry day! 

Bakashi (23:41): *Image sent*

Bakashi (23:41): and yes i did set up a timer to take that

Bakashi (23:41): bite me

 

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KurenaiNo.1Fan *has changed their nickname*

Simp (23:41): holy shit rin

Simp (23:41): he can fit

Simp (23:41): both of his hands around his waist

WifeInAnotherLife (23:42): wtaf r u talking about now

Simp (23:42): kakashi

Simp (23:43): his waist is so small

Simp (23:43): that he can put a hand on either side of it and his fingers touch in the middle

Simp (23:43): asgdunzshj

WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): GET OUT

WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): SHUT UP

Simp (23:44): IM SERIOUS

Simp (23:44): *Screenshot sent*

WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): thats just unfair

WifeInAnotherLife (23:45): also - that v line?

WifeInAnotherLife (23:45): yum

Simp (23:45): GET YOUR OWN MAN TO SIMP OVER

Simp (23:45): THIS ONES MINE

WifeInAnotherLife (23:46): then stop messaging me and go reply to him!!!!

Simp (23:46): oh yeah

Simp (23:46): oops lol

 

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Dobeito (23:46): how r u so tiny wtf?!

Bakashi (23:47): just am

Bakashi (23:47): is that… bad?

Dobeito (23:47): NO

Dobeito (23:47): ABSOLUTELY NOT

Dobeito (23:47): its hot af dont worry

Dobeito (23:48): whoever these are going to is a lucky girl!!

Bakashi (23:48): guy

Dobeito (23:48): huh??

Bakashi (23:48): im sending them to a guy not a girl

Dobeito (23:49): oh! 

Dobeito (23:49): ur gay??

Bakashi (23:49): bi

Dobeito (23:49): eyy! Same! 

Dobeito (23:50): *high fives*

Bakashi (23:50): ur a fucking idiot

 

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Kakashi (23:50): obito is bi

Kakashi (23:50): confirmed 

Anko (23:51): YOUVE GOT A CHANCE KING!!!!

Anko (23:51): FUCKKNG GO FOR IT!!!!

 

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Dobeito (23:51): HEY!!!

Bakashi (23:51): its fine 

Bakashi (23:51): youre my idiot so

Dobeito (23:52): Awwwww kashi!! 

Dobeito (23:52): see! U can be cute when u want to be

Bakashi (23:54): *Image sent*

Dobeito (23:54): FUCKIN WARN A GUY FIRST

Dobeito (23:54): JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE

Bakashi (23:55): too much?

Dobeito (23:55): not too much!

Dobeito (23:55): just wasnt expecting it!

Dobeito (23:55): its good

Dobeito (23:55): ummmm

Dobeito (23:56): very nice

Dobeito (23:56): maybe more… hand on the shaft??

Dobeito (23:56): so it looks like, you know

Bakashi (23:56): like i’m stroking myself?

Bakashi (23:57): touching myself to the thought of them seeing my pictures?

Dobeito (23:57): yeah

Dobeito (23:57): that

Bakashi (23:58): *Image sent*

 

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Simp (23:58): i cant do it anymore

WifeInAnotherLife (23:58): what do you mean?!

Simp (23:58): hes too hot

Simp (23:58): even his dick is perfect

WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): HE SENT YOU A DICK PIC?!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): LIKE FULL PENIS?!?!?

Simp (23:59): YEAH!!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): well?! 

Simp (00:00): well what?!?!

WifeInAnotherLife (00:00): ARE YOU EVER GONNA FUCKIN RECIPROCATE?!?

Simp (00:00): THEY ARENT FOR ME!

Simp (00:00): they r for his MYSTERY MAN OR WHATEVER

Simp (00:00): i didnt even know he was fucking bi till like 10 minutes ago!!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): babe

WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): i love u

WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): like, so much

Simp (00:01): i love u 2?

WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): but youre being AN IDIOT!!!!

Simp (00:02): eh?! How?!

WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): THERE IS NO OTHER GUY!!!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): HES SENDING U NUDES!!!!

WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): NO ONE ELSE!!!!

Simp (00:03): u dont know that!!!

 

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Rinny (00:03): Im going to fucking murder obito if he doesnt get the hint 

Ankle (00:03): not if i murder him first

Rinny (00:04): hes so dense

Rinny (00:04): what does kakashi see in him?

Ankle (00:04): no fucking clue tbh

Ankle (00:05): please get him to see reason 

Ankle (00:05): i think kakashi is at the end of his tether

 

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Kakashi (00:04): anko he’s just stopped replying again

Kakashi (00:04): i think my dick scared him away

Kakashi (00:05): is my dick really that ugly?

Anko (00:05): i promise you sweetie

Anko (00:05): its not

Anko (00:06): youre just in love with a dumbass

Kakashi (00:06): true

Kakashi (00:06): im giving it 5 more mins then im calling it quits 

Anko (00:07): what about tomorrow?

Kakashi (00:07): what about it?

Anko (00:07): arent you meeting up with him and rin?

Kakashi (00:07): yeah, no

Kakashi (00:08): if this doesnt work im running away

Kakashi (00:08): leaving konoha for somewhere warm

Kakashi (00:08): tea country maybe?

Anko (00:08): valid

Anko (00:09): can i come?

Kakashi (00:09): maybe

Kakashi (00:09): depends on if youre willing to leave the snakes behind

Anko (00:09): GASP

Anko (00:09): MY BABIES?!!

Anko (00:10): NEVER!! 

Kakashi (00:10): then this is goodbye for us anko

Kakashi (00:10): you’ve been a good friend to me

Anko (00:10): youre a hoe

Kakashi (00:11): IM TRYING MY BEST TO BE

Kakashi (00:11): BUT HE’S JUST NOT TAKING THE HINT!!!!!

Anko (00:11): baby….

 

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Dobeito (00:10): woah

Bakashi (00:11): hello again

Dobeito (00:11): yeah hi

Dobeito (00:11): its me again

Dobeito (00:11): so uh

Dobeito (00:12): if im wrong about this please dont kill me tomorrow

Dobeito (00:12): *Image sent*

Bakashi (00:13): …

Dobeito (00:13): kakashi?

Bakashi (00:13): …

Bakashi (00:14): fuck obito

Bakashi (00:14): how can someone so stupid be so fucking hot?

Dobeito (00:14): oh thank god

Dobeito (00:14): i thougjt u were gonna murder me lol

Bakashi (00:15): I still might yet if you dont take that top off right fucking now

Dobeito (00:15): …

Dobeito (00:15): yes sir

Dobeito (00:17): *Image sent*

Bakashi (00:17): fuck, I wanna bite you so fucking bad

Dobeito (00:17): holy shit

Dobeito (00:17): wow

Dobeito (00:18): anywhere in particular?

Bakashi (00:18): your hips

Bakashi (00:18): your collarbones

Bakashi (00:18): every single one of your abs

Dobeito (00:19): fuck thats hot

Dobeito (00:19): what else?

Bakashi (00:19): i want to pull your pants down, slowly

Bakashi (00:20): lick along your hip bones

Bakashi (00:20): mark you up

Dobeito (00:20): oh god

Bakashi (00:20): take you into my mouth, nice and slow

Bakashi (00:20): i bet i can take all of you

Dobeito (00:20): oh fuck

Dobeito (00:21): i bet you can

Dobeito (00:21): wait, need to explain 

Dobeito (00:21): not because im small

Bakashi (00:21): oh yeah?

Dobeito (00:21): oi! Im above average bakashi!

Bakashi (00:22): prove it.

Dobeito (00:22): …

Dobeito (00:22): well played

Dobeito (00:23): *Image sent*

Bakashi: (00:24): …

Bakashi (00:24): you’re right

Dobeito (00:24): HA!

Bakashi (00:25): i still think i could take you all the way down

Bakashi (00:25): swallow around you

Bakashi (00:25): pull back to lick just the tip

Dobeito (00:25): fuck

Dobeito (00:25): how are you so good at this?!

Bakashi (00:26): thought about it a lot

Dobeito (00:26): as in blowjobs or…?

Bakashi (00:26):specifically giving you a blowjob

Dobeito (00:26): oh fuck

Dobeito (00:26): kakashi

Bakashi (00:27): tell me to stop and I will

Dobeito (00:27): dont fucking stop

Dobeito (00:27): god im so hard right now

Bakashi (00:27): are you touching yourself?

Dobeito (00:27): yeah

Dobeito (00:27): is that okay?

Bakashi (00:28): show me

Dobeito (00:28): fuck

Dobeito (00:30): *Video sent*

Bakashi (00:31): holy…

Bakashi (00:31): look at you

Bakashi (00:31): you’re fucking perfect for me

Bakashi (00:31): wanna open myself up on your fingers

Dobeito (00:32): jesus fuck

Bakashi (00:32): unless you want to bottom?

Dobeito (00:32): uh i havent done that so

Bakashi (00:32): done what?

Dobeito (00:32): been with a man?

Dobeito (00:33): done anything, u know

Dobeito (00:33): down there

Bakashi (00:33): thats okay

Bakashi (00:33): do you want to try it or are you not bothered?

Dobeito (00:33): im open to it! 

Dobeito (00:34): i just havent had the chance to

Bakashi (00:34): I’ll walk you through it next time

Dobeito (00:34): NEXT TIME?! 

Bakashi (00:34): …

Bakashi (00:35): i mean, i kind of thought this was leading somewhere?

Bakashi (00:35): but if this is only for tonight then thats okay

Dobeito (00:35): wait no!

Dobeito (00:35): fuck

Dobeito (00:35): i absolutely want to do this again

Dobeito (00:35): all the time

Dobeito (00:36): in person too

Bakashi (00:36): oh

Bakashi (00:36): thats good

Dobeito (00:36): yeah…

Dobeito (00:36): were fucking idiots lol

Bakashi (00:36): you were the one who critiqued my nude…

Dobeito (00:37): IM SORRY OKAY

Dobeito (00:37): IT WAS A VERY NICE PIC AND I PANICKED

Bakashi (00:37): as long as you enjoyed it i guess

Dobeito (00:37): oh my god did i

Dobeito (00:37): hard as a rock

Dobeito (00:37): instantly

Bakashi (00:37): good

Bakashi (00:38): are you still…?

Dobeito (00:38): yeah

Bakashi (00:38): do you want to keep going?

Dobeito (00:38): yes, please

Bakashi (00:38): thank god

Bakashi (00:39): im currently fucking myself but its just not cutting it

Bakashi (00:39): need you

Dobeito (00:39): holy shit

Dobeito (00:39): with ur fingers or?

Bakashi (00:41): *Video sent*

Dobeito (00:41): fuck u sound so good

Dobeito (00:41): cant wait to be the reason u make those sounds

Bakashi (00:41): you already are

Dobeito (00:42): jeez, im not gonna last much longer

Bakashi (00:42): show me?

Dobeito (00:42): yeah, hold on

Dobeito (00:43): *Video sent*

Bakashi (00:43): go slower for me baby

Dobeito (00:44): holy shkncl

Dobeito (00:44): Kakashi

Bakashi (00:44): slow down

Bakashi (00:44): move your hand at the same time as i do

Bakashi (00:46): *Video Sent*

Dobeito (00:46): fuck okay

Dobeito (00:46): im doing it

Dobeito (00:46): god ur gorgeous

Bakashi (00:47): so are you

Dobeito (00:47): asgdbj

Bakashi (00:47): is there anything you want me to do?

Dobeito (00:48): ummm

Dobeito (00:48): touch yourself? 

Bakashi (00:48): cant

Dobeito (00:48): why not?

Bakashi (00:49): I need a hand to text you

Dobeito (00:49): fuck, hang on


*Dobeito is calling you*

 


“Sorry, I automatically clicked voice call, but I can change it to a video if you want!” Obito says, bringing his phone up to his ear desperately. 

“No, voice is good, I dont have anywhere to balance it for a video - fuck!” Kakashi pants, the sound so much clearer than the small bit Obito could hear on the other video he sent. 

“Oh fuck, this is already so much better. Put me on speaker?”

“Okay,” theres a pause for a second, before the sound of Kakashi’s breathing becomes louder, along with a slick, wet sound. “Done.”

“Shit, I can hear you fucking yourself through the phone… thats so hot.” 

“You like that?”

“Fuck, yeah… are you touching yourself with both hands now?”

“Not yet, I’m just— hah! I’m just—“ he cuts himself off with a moan.

“Just what, ‘Kashi?” What are you doing? Talk me through it…”

“Fuck, I just added a third finger - feels real good,” he slurs.

Obito’s breath hitches at this and he lets out his own groan. “Fuck that’s so hot. Does it hurt?”

“No, I used plenty of lube - but you’re so big that two fingers wont cut it.” 

“Holy… are you prepping yourself for me, ‘Kashi?”

“Yeah,” Kakashi mewls, his voice soft and whiney in a way Obito has never heard before. “Want you in me so bad.” 

“God, I can’t wait to fuck you. I bet you’ll feel so fucking good. So fucking beautiful Kakashi,” obito groans his hand moving quicker as he imagines the slender, silver-haired boy underneath him, hips pulled up to make his back arch. Obito’s thick fingers wrapped around his tiny waist… “god you’re gorgeous.  

Kakashi moans loudly at that, the wet sounds picking up their pace. “I— fuck, Obito!” 

“C’mon gorgeous, are you touching yourself with both hands for me?” 

“I cant—“

“Yes you can. You can do it, beautiful.”

“Obito, please! I’m so close, I—“ 

“I’m here. Fuck, I wanna hear you cum ‘Kashi! Bet its the most beautiful sound in the fucking world. I can picture you now, underneath me with your pretty little waist and your gorgeous face, fuck I bet you look amazing all roughed up and teary - god I wanna see you crying with your mouth wrapped around my cock,” he pants, the warmth in his stomach growing hotter and tighter at the thought, his hand speeding up.

“Obito…” Kakashi groans, long and deep. “Fuck, I will - I’ll suck your dick so good.”

“I know you will, be fucking stunning while you do it. God, you’ve never looked bad doing anything ever in your life.”

“You think I’m pretty, Obito?” Kakashi huffs out, chuckling lightly which goes straight to Obito’s dick.

Fuck, even his laugh is hot.

“I think you’re fucking beautiful. The most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen.” He breathes honestly - because it’s the truth. Kakashi is perfection personified as far as Obito is concerned. 

“Obito, don’t lie—“

“I’m not. The little mole by your mouth? I want to lick and suck and kiss it all the fucking time - and your smile? With those fucking fangs of yours? Lethal. You smile at me and my knees go weak, ‘Kashi. I’m a simp of a man when it comes to you.”

This wins him another laugh, followed quickly by a moan. “I want you too. You’re eyes are the most beautiful, deep shade of brown and I have to stop myself from staring at them constantly—“ a hitched breath and a moan. “Don’t get me started on your arms and shoulders, when you throw me about during spars I have to think of other things or I’ll pop a boner then and there.”

“Sounds terrible,” Obito laughs, glad to know he isn’t alone in his pining.

“It is - it’s terrible. You’re terrible. Why aren’t you here right now?” Kakashi whines and Obito can just picture him with his head thrown back, long, pale neck on display.

“Fuck, I’m sorry gorgeous - I’ll make it up to you tomorrow,” he pants, hand desperately stripping his dick now. “I’m so close, baby.”

“Me too, I need—“ Kakashi cuts himself off with a groan.

“What do you need?”

There’s a moments pause, before Kakashi speaks quieter than before. “Need you to call me that again,” he whispers.

“Call you what? Baby?”

“No - the other one.”

“Gorgeous?”

“Yesss,” Kakashi moans, breaths coming faster and louder. “Fuck, yes. You really think I’m gorgeous?”

“The most gorgeous thing I’ve ever fucking seen,” Obito hisses, hips jerking. “God I bet you look so beautiful right now, with your fingers inside you and your pretty dick all wet and hard just for me - you’re fucking gorgeous, Kakashi. Every inch of you—“

“Obito! Fuck!” Kakashi yells, his voice breaking off into shattered moans and whimpers as he cums.

“Oh FUCK,” Obito shouts, his own orgasm hitting him at the sounds Kakashi is making, at imagining him with white painting his abs and leaking from the tip of his cock. “Kakashi!” 

“Obito,” the other replies, voice cracking as he pants down the line. “Holy fuck.”

“Holy fuck,” Obito agrees, legs gone numb from the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life. “Tell me we are doing that again.” He groans.

A scoff from his phone makes him smile as Kakashi replies, “I’m pretty sure you promised me some action in person tomorrow. Don’t go back on your word, Uchiha.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it, Gorgeous,” he murmurs back, still smiling as he feels himself growing drowsy in post-orgasm bliss. 

There’s a second of silence, before a satisfied sounding Kakashi says, “good. I’m… I don’t want this to just be a one time thing, Obito.”

“Me either,” he agrees, rolling onto his side to reach for the tissues in his bedside table. “Fuck Kakashi, if I didn’t make myself clear before, there’s nothing casual about this for me.” 

“No, me neither…”

“We can talk about it in person tomorrow,” Obito soothes, not wanting his friend - boyfriend? Lover? - to stress. “But I’m serious if you are, Gorgeous.”

“I’m serious too - also, you know you don’t have to keep calling me that, right?”

“But it’s accurate and you like it, so… you can’t stop me,” Obito says with a grin, snuggling back into his bed. 

He hears a yawn across the phone and chuckles gently. “Get some sleep, ‘Kashi, and I’ll come pick you up tomorrow.” 

“You will?” He asks softly, almost disbelievingly.

“Yep. Can’t wait to fucking see you - maybe give that sweet beauty mark of yours a little kiss—“

“Oh, piss off you twat.” Kakashi laughs. 

“Oi! I’m not lying! Just try to stop me!” Obito says, rolling over with a satisfied hum. 

“Okay, then… goodnight Obito.” Kakashi whispers. 

“See you tomorrow, Gorgeous.” Obito replies, hearing the line cut out as his eyes droop shut , the boy falling into a deep, satisfied sleep.