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Bakashi (22:43): *Image sent*
Bakashi (22:43): what do you think?
Dobeito (22:45): ummmmmmm
Bakashi (22:46): ??
Dobeito (22:48): i think maybe more abs?
Dobeito (22:48): like pull ur top up more maybe bite it
Dobeito (22:49): u have great teeth so…
Dobeito (22:49): good luck!
Dobeito (22:50) hope my advice helps!!
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Kakashi (22:51): So
Kakashi (22:51): i just sent obito a semi-nude and asked what he thought
Kakashi (22:51): i figured fuck it, you know?
Kakashi (22:52): ive been crushing on him since we were like 12 and hes never figured it out
Kakashi (22:52): gai said to be bold so i went fucking bold
Anko (22:53): HOLY SHIT
Anko (22:53): OH FUCK
Anko (22:53): OMG KAKASHI
Anko (22:53): andddd?????!?!
Anko (22:53): what did he fucking say?!!!?!
Kakashi (22:54): HE SENT ME A FUCKING CRITIQUE OF MY NUDE
Anko (22:55): HE DIDNT?!?!
Kakashi (22:55): yup.
Kakashi (22:56): he was like
Kakashi (22:56): ‘needs more abs’
Kakashi (22:56): wtaf
Kakashi (22:56): this is hopeless
Anko (22:57): he did WHAT?!?!!
Anko (22:57): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakashi (22:57): ANKO!!
Kakashi (22:58): Help me!!!!!
Kakashi (22:58): what do i do? Thank him?!
Kakashi (22:58): i think this is a sign from the universe to just give up
Anko (22:59): WAIT
Anko (22:59): hang on! Dont give up
Anko (22:59): i mean…
Anko (23:00): he DID ask for more abs so…….
Kakashi (23:00): so???
Anko (23:01): SO
Anko (23:01): give the man waht he wants!!!
Anko (23:01): play along!
Anko (23:02): give him EXACTLY what he asked for!!!
Anko (23:02): 😈
Kakashi (23:03): …..
Kakashi (23:03): you’re a genius
Anko (23:04): i know
Anko (23:08): KEEP ME UPDATED YOU BITCH!!!
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Bakashi (23:06): okay
Bakashi (23:06): so more like this?
Bakashi (23:07): *Image sent*
Dobeito (23:09): yeah!
Dobeito (23:09): yeah thats good!
Bakashi (23:10): cool
Bakashi (23:10) thanks obito
Bakashi (23:11) what should i send next?
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RinNo.1Fan (23:11): hes killing me
RinNo.1Fan (23:11): like hes actually killing me
RinNo.1Fan (23:12): brb
RinNo.1Fan (23:12): gonna go have a heart attack
WifeInAnotherLife (23:12): u did this to urself hun x
RinNo.1Fan (23:13): RINNNNNN
RinNo.1Fan (23:13): I NEED UR SUPPORT
WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): he sent u a nude
WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): AND U CRITIQUED IT!!!!!!!
RinNo.1Fan (23:14): I PANICKED!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:14): UR A MORON!!!
RinNo.1Fan (23:15): ouch
RinNo.1Fan *has changed their nickname*
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:16): fuck u bitch
WifeInAnotherLife (23:16): YOU LITTLE SHIT
WifeInAnotherLife (23:17): see if i help u with ur relationship problems in the future u hoe
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:17): NO WAIT
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:18): I NEED U
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:18): HE ASKED WHAT HE SHOULD SEND NEXT
WifeInAnotherLife (23:18): HE SAID WHAT?!?!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:19): WHEN?!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:19): HOW LONG AGO?!?
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Ummmm
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Fuck
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:20): Like 10 mins ago
WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): Uv been bantering with me for the past 10 mins…
WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): When ur crush said…
WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): ‘What should i send next’
WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): ?????!!?!?!!?
WifeInAnotherLife (23:21): WHAT IS WRONG WIFH U
WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): STOP TALKING 2 ME AND GO GET UR MAN
KurenaiNo.1Fan (23:22): BUT NOHARA!!!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): GO AWAY!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:22): NOW!
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Kakashi (23:20): anko
Kakashi (23:20): its been like 10 mins
Kakashi (23:20): i think i fucked it
Anko (23:21): oh shit
Anko (23:21): im fucking sorry baby
Anko (23:21): has he definitely seen the message?
Kakashi (23:22): yeah…
Anko (23:22): fuck.
Kakashi (23:22): yup.
Kakashi (23:22): oh well
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Dobeito (23:23): uhhhh
Dobeito (23:23): i guess the next step would be the pants?
Dobeito (23:23): like, thats the reasonable thing to do
Dobeito (23:24): cheeky bit of hipbone n all that
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Kakashi (23:25): I LIED
Kakashi (23:25): IM BACK IN THE GAME
Anko (23:26): FUCK YEAH YOU ARE BABY
Anko (23:26): holy fuck this is a rollercoaster
Kakashi (23:26): think how i fucking feel!!!
Kakashi (23:27): this boy is swear
Anko (23:27): so!!’n
Anko (23:27): what did he say?!?
Kakashi (23:28): less pants more hips
Anko (23:28): valid
Anko (23:28): you’ve got v line for days baby, use it!
Kakashi (23:30): uh
Kakashi (23:30): anko?
Anko (23:30): oh god whats happened
Kakashi (23:31): nothing
Kakashi (23:31): its just
Kakashi (23:31): are we at the stage in our friendship where i can ask u to vet my semi-nudes?
Anko (23:32): BITCH I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!
Anko (23:32): send em to me!!!
Kakashi (23:32): *Image sent* *Image sent*
Kakashi (23:33): which one is better?
Anko (23:33): ooooh, artsy
Kakashi (23:33): fuck off
Anko (23:34): the first one has more of your slinky little waist
Kakashi (23:34): regret this already
Anko (23:34): but the second one has more peen action
Anko (23:34): HEY!!!
Kakashi (23:35): so… slutty little waist or ‘peen’?
Anko (23:35): why not send both and ask him which one is better? 👀
Kakashi (23:35): …
Kakashi (23:35): i’ll be right back
Anko (23:35): ATTA BOY!!!!!
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Bakashi (23:36): *Image sent* *Image sent*
Bakashi (23:36): which one is better?
Dobeito (23:38): oh fuck
Dobeito (23:38): ummm
Dobeito (23:38): they are both good?
Dobeito (23:38): how tf do u look so tiny in tbe first one?!
Bakashi (23:39): thanks?
Bakashi (23:39): i just… am that tiny?
Dobeito (23:39): no ur not!
Dobeito (23:39): i see u nearly evry day!
Bakashi (23:41): *Image sent*
Bakashi (23:41): and yes i did set up a timer to take that
Bakashi (23:41): bite me
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KurenaiNo.1Fan *has changed their nickname*
Simp (23:41): holy shit rin
Simp (23:41): he can fit
Simp (23:41): both of his hands around his waist
WifeInAnotherLife (23:42): wtaf r u talking about now
Simp (23:42): kakashi
Simp (23:43): his waist is so small
Simp (23:43): that he can put a hand on either side of it and his fingers touch in the middle
Simp (23:43): asgdunzshj
WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): GET OUT
WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): SHUT UP
Simp (23:44): IM SERIOUS
Simp (23:44): *Screenshot sent*
WifeInAnotherLife (23:44): thats just unfair
WifeInAnotherLife (23:45): also - that v line?
WifeInAnotherLife (23:45): yum
Simp (23:45): GET YOUR OWN MAN TO SIMP OVER
Simp (23:45): THIS ONES MINE
WifeInAnotherLife (23:46): then stop messaging me and go reply to him!!!!
Simp (23:46): oh yeah
Simp (23:46): oops lol
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Dobeito (23:46): how r u so tiny wtf?!
Bakashi (23:47): just am
Bakashi (23:47): is that… bad?
Dobeito (23:47): NO
Dobeito (23:47): ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dobeito (23:47): its hot af dont worry
Dobeito (23:48): whoever these are going to is a lucky girl!!
Bakashi (23:48): guy
Dobeito (23:48): huh??
Bakashi (23:48): im sending them to a guy not a girl
Dobeito (23:49): oh!
Dobeito (23:49): ur gay??
Bakashi (23:49): bi
Dobeito (23:49): eyy! Same!
Dobeito (23:50): *high fives*
Bakashi (23:50): ur a fucking idiot
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Kakashi (23:50): obito is bi
Kakashi (23:50): confirmed
Anko (23:51): YOUVE GOT A CHANCE KING!!!!
Anko (23:51): FUCKKNG GO FOR IT!!!!
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Dobeito (23:51): HEY!!!
Bakashi (23:51): its fine
Bakashi (23:51): youre my idiot so
Dobeito (23:52): Awwwww kashi!!
Dobeito (23:52): see! U can be cute when u want to be
Bakashi (23:54): *Image sent*
Dobeito (23:54): FUCKIN WARN A GUY FIRST
Dobeito (23:54): JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE
Bakashi (23:55): too much?
Dobeito (23:55): not too much!
Dobeito (23:55): just wasnt expecting it!
Dobeito (23:55): its good
Dobeito (23:55): ummmm
Dobeito (23:56): very nice
Dobeito (23:56): maybe more… hand on the shaft??
Dobeito (23:56): so it looks like, you know
Bakashi (23:56): like i’m stroking myself?
Bakashi (23:57): touching myself to the thought of them seeing my pictures?
Dobeito (23:57): yeah
Dobeito (23:57): that
Bakashi (23:58): *Image sent*
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Simp (23:58): i cant do it anymore
WifeInAnotherLife (23:58): what do you mean?!
Simp (23:58): hes too hot
Simp (23:58): even his dick is perfect
WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): HE SENT YOU A DICK PIC?!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): LIKE FULL PENIS?!?!?
Simp (23:59): YEAH!!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (23:59): well?!
Simp (00:00): well what?!?!
WifeInAnotherLife (00:00): ARE YOU EVER GONNA FUCKIN RECIPROCATE?!?
Simp (00:00): THEY ARENT FOR ME!
Simp (00:00): they r for his MYSTERY MAN OR WHATEVER
Simp (00:00): i didnt even know he was fucking bi till like 10 minutes ago!!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): babe
WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): i love u
WifeInAnotherLife (00:01): like, so much
Simp (00:01): i love u 2?
WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): but youre being AN IDIOT!!!!
Simp (00:02): eh?! How?!
WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): THERE IS NO OTHER GUY!!!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): HES SENDING U NUDES!!!!
WifeInAnotherLife (00:02): NO ONE ELSE!!!!
Simp (00:03): u dont know that!!!
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Rinny (00:03): Im going to fucking murder obito if he doesnt get the hint
Ankle (00:03): not if i murder him first
Rinny (00:04): hes so dense
Rinny (00:04): what does kakashi see in him?
Ankle (00:04): no fucking clue tbh
Ankle (00:05): please get him to see reason
Ankle (00:05): i think kakashi is at the end of his tether
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Kakashi (00:04): anko he’s just stopped replying again
Kakashi (00:04): i think my dick scared him away
Kakashi (00:05): is my dick really that ugly?
Anko (00:05): i promise you sweetie
Anko (00:05): its not
Anko (00:06): youre just in love with a dumbass
Kakashi (00:06): true
Kakashi (00:06): im giving it 5 more mins then im calling it quits
Anko (00:07): what about tomorrow?
Kakashi (00:07): what about it?
Anko (00:07): arent you meeting up with him and rin?
Kakashi (00:07): yeah, no
Kakashi (00:08): if this doesnt work im running away
Kakashi (00:08): leaving konoha for somewhere warm
Kakashi (00:08): tea country maybe?
Anko (00:08): valid
Anko (00:09): can i come?
Kakashi (00:09): maybe
Kakashi (00:09): depends on if youre willing to leave the snakes behind
Anko (00:09): GASP
Anko (00:09): MY BABIES?!!
Anko (00:10): NEVER!!
Kakashi (00:10): then this is goodbye for us anko
Kakashi (00:10): you’ve been a good friend to me
Anko (00:10): youre a hoe
Kakashi (00:11): IM TRYING MY BEST TO BE
Kakashi (00:11): BUT HE’S JUST NOT TAKING THE HINT!!!!!
Anko (00:11): baby….
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Dobeito (00:10): woah
Bakashi (00:11): hello again
Dobeito (00:11): yeah hi
Dobeito (00:11): its me again
Dobeito (00:11): so uh
Dobeito (00:12): if im wrong about this please dont kill me tomorrow
Dobeito (00:12): *Image sent*
Bakashi (00:13): …
Dobeito (00:13): kakashi?
Bakashi (00:13): …
Bakashi (00:14): fuck obito
Bakashi (00:14): how can someone so stupid be so fucking hot?
Dobeito (00:14): oh thank god
Dobeito (00:14): i thougjt u were gonna murder me lol
Bakashi (00:15): I still might yet if you dont take that top off right fucking now
Dobeito (00:15): …
Dobeito (00:15): yes sir
Dobeito (00:17): *Image sent*
Bakashi (00:17): fuck, I wanna bite you so fucking bad
Dobeito (00:17): holy shit
Dobeito (00:17): wow
Dobeito (00:18): anywhere in particular?
Bakashi (00:18): your hips
Bakashi (00:18): your collarbones
Bakashi (00:18): every single one of your abs
Dobeito (00:19): fuck thats hot
Dobeito (00:19): what else?
Bakashi (00:19): i want to pull your pants down, slowly
Bakashi (00:20): lick along your hip bones
Bakashi (00:20): mark you up
Dobeito (00:20): oh god
Bakashi (00:20): take you into my mouth, nice and slow
Bakashi (00:20): i bet i can take all of you
Dobeito (00:20): oh fuck
Dobeito (00:21): i bet you can
Dobeito (00:21): wait, need to explain
Dobeito (00:21): not because im small
Bakashi (00:21): oh yeah?
Dobeito (00:21): oi! Im above average bakashi!
Bakashi (00:22): prove it.
Dobeito (00:22): …
Dobeito (00:22): well played
Dobeito (00:23): *Image sent*
Bakashi: (00:24): …
Bakashi (00:24): you’re right
Dobeito (00:24): HA!
Bakashi (00:25): i still think i could take you all the way down
Bakashi (00:25): swallow around you
Bakashi (00:25): pull back to lick just the tip
Dobeito (00:25): fuck
Dobeito (00:25): how are you so good at this?!
Bakashi (00:26): thought about it a lot
Dobeito (00:26): as in blowjobs or…?
Bakashi (00:26):specifically giving you a blowjob
Dobeito (00:26): oh fuck
Dobeito (00:26): kakashi
Bakashi (00:27): tell me to stop and I will
Dobeito (00:27): dont fucking stop
Dobeito (00:27): god im so hard right now
Bakashi (00:27): are you touching yourself?
Dobeito (00:27): yeah
Dobeito (00:27): is that okay?
Bakashi (00:28): show me
Dobeito (00:28): fuck
Dobeito (00:30): *Video sent*
Bakashi (00:31): holy…
Bakashi (00:31): look at you
Bakashi (00:31): you’re fucking perfect for me
Bakashi (00:31): wanna open myself up on your fingers
Dobeito (00:32): jesus fuck
Bakashi (00:32): unless you want to bottom?
Dobeito (00:32): uh i havent done that so
Bakashi (00:32): done what?
Dobeito (00:32): been with a man?
Dobeito (00:33): done anything, u know
Dobeito (00:33): down there
Bakashi (00:33): thats okay
Bakashi (00:33): do you want to try it or are you not bothered?
Dobeito (00:33): im open to it!
Dobeito (00:34): i just havent had the chance to
Bakashi (00:34): I’ll walk you through it next time
Dobeito (00:34): NEXT TIME?!
Bakashi (00:34): …
Bakashi (00:35): i mean, i kind of thought this was leading somewhere?
Bakashi (00:35): but if this is only for tonight then thats okay
Dobeito (00:35): wait no!
Dobeito (00:35): fuck
Dobeito (00:35): i absolutely want to do this again
Dobeito (00:35): all the time
Dobeito (00:36): in person too
Bakashi (00:36): oh
Bakashi (00:36): thats good
Dobeito (00:36): yeah…
Dobeito (00:36): were fucking idiots lol
Bakashi (00:36): you were the one who critiqued my nude…
Dobeito (00:37): IM SORRY OKAY
Dobeito (00:37): IT WAS A VERY NICE PIC AND I PANICKED
Bakashi (00:37): as long as you enjoyed it i guess
Dobeito (00:37): oh my god did i
Dobeito (00:37): hard as a rock
Dobeito (00:37): instantly
Bakashi (00:37): good
Bakashi (00:38): are you still…?
Dobeito (00:38): yeah
Bakashi (00:38): do you want to keep going?
Dobeito (00:38): yes, please
Bakashi (00:38): thank god
Bakashi (00:39): im currently fucking myself but its just not cutting it
Bakashi (00:39): need you
Dobeito (00:39): holy shit
Dobeito (00:39): with ur fingers or?
Bakashi (00:41): *Video sent*
Dobeito (00:41): fuck u sound so good
Dobeito (00:41): cant wait to be the reason u make those sounds
Bakashi (00:41): you already are
Dobeito (00:42): jeez, im not gonna last much longer
Bakashi (00:42): show me?
Dobeito (00:42): yeah, hold on
Dobeito (00:43): *Video sent*
Bakashi (00:43): go slower for me baby
Dobeito (00:44): holy shkncl
Dobeito (00:44): Kakashi
Bakashi (00:44): slow down
Bakashi (00:44): move your hand at the same time as i do
Bakashi (00:46): *Video Sent*
Dobeito (00:46): fuck okay
Dobeito (00:46): im doing it
Dobeito (00:46): god ur gorgeous
Bakashi (00:47): so are you
Dobeito (00:47): asgdbj
Bakashi (00:47): is there anything you want me to do?
Dobeito (00:48): ummm
Dobeito (00:48): touch yourself?
Bakashi (00:48): cant
Dobeito (00:48): why not?
Bakashi (00:49): I need a hand to text you
Dobeito (00:49): fuck, hang on
*Dobeito is calling you*
“Sorry, I automatically clicked voice call, but I can change it to a video if you want!” Obito says, bringing his phone up to his ear desperately.
“No, voice is good, I dont have anywhere to balance it for a video - fuck!” Kakashi pants, the sound so much clearer than the small bit Obito could hear on the other video he sent.
“Oh fuck, this is already so much better. Put me on speaker?”
“Okay,” theres a pause for a second, before the sound of Kakashi’s breathing becomes louder, along with a slick, wet sound. “Done.”
“Shit, I can hear you fucking yourself through the phone… thats so hot.”
“You like that?”
“Fuck, yeah… are you touching yourself with both hands now?”
“Not yet, I’m just— hah! I’m just—“ he cuts himself off with a moan.
“Just what, ‘Kashi?” What are you doing? Talk me through it…”
“Fuck, I just added a third finger - feels real good,” he slurs.
Obito’s breath hitches at this and he lets out his own groan. “Fuck that’s so hot. Does it hurt?”
“No, I used plenty of lube - but you’re so big that two fingers wont cut it.”
“Holy… are you prepping yourself for me, ‘Kashi?”
“Yeah,” Kakashi mewls, his voice soft and whiney in a way Obito has never heard before. “Want you in me so bad.”
“God, I can’t wait to fuck you. I bet you’ll feel so fucking good. So fucking beautiful Kakashi,” obito groans his hand moving quicker as he imagines the slender, silver-haired boy underneath him, hips pulled up to make his back arch. Obito’s thick fingers wrapped around his tiny waist… “god you’re gorgeous.
Kakashi moans loudly at that, the wet sounds picking up their pace. “I— fuck, Obito!”
“C’mon gorgeous, are you touching yourself with both hands for me?”
“I cant—“
“Yes you can. You can do it, beautiful.”
“Obito, please! I’m so close, I—“
“I’m here. Fuck, I wanna hear you cum ‘Kashi! Bet its the most beautiful sound in the fucking world. I can picture you now, underneath me with your pretty little waist and your gorgeous face, fuck I bet you look amazing all roughed up and teary - god I wanna see you crying with your mouth wrapped around my cock,” he pants, the warmth in his stomach growing hotter and tighter at the thought, his hand speeding up.
“Obito…” Kakashi groans, long and deep. “Fuck, I will - I’ll suck your dick so good.”
“I know you will, be fucking stunning while you do it. God, you’ve never looked bad doing anything ever in your life.”
“You think I’m pretty, Obito?” Kakashi huffs out, chuckling lightly which goes straight to Obito’s dick.
Fuck, even his laugh is hot.
“I think you’re fucking beautiful. The most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen.” He breathes honestly - because it’s the truth. Kakashi is perfection personified as far as Obito is concerned.
“Obito, don’t lie—“
“I’m not. The little mole by your mouth? I want to lick and suck and kiss it all the fucking time - and your smile? With those fucking fangs of yours? Lethal. You smile at me and my knees go weak, ‘Kashi. I’m a simp of a man when it comes to you.”
This wins him another laugh, followed quickly by a moan. “I want you too. You’re eyes are the most beautiful, deep shade of brown and I have to stop myself from staring at them constantly—“ a hitched breath and a moan. “Don’t get me started on your arms and shoulders, when you throw me about during spars I have to think of other things or I’ll pop a boner then and there.”
“Sounds terrible,” Obito laughs, glad to know he isn’t alone in his pining.
“It is - it’s terrible. You’re terrible. Why aren’t you here right now?” Kakashi whines and Obito can just picture him with his head thrown back, long, pale neck on display.
“Fuck, I’m sorry gorgeous - I’ll make it up to you tomorrow,” he pants, hand desperately stripping his dick now. “I’m so close, baby.”
“Me too, I need—“ Kakashi cuts himself off with a groan.
“What do you need?”
There’s a moments pause, before Kakashi speaks quieter than before. “Need you to call me that again,” he whispers.
“Call you what? Baby?”
“No - the other one.”
“Gorgeous?”
“Yesss,” Kakashi moans, breaths coming faster and louder. “Fuck, yes. You really think I’m gorgeous?”
“The most gorgeous thing I’ve ever fucking seen,” Obito hisses, hips jerking. “God I bet you look so beautiful right now, with your fingers inside you and your pretty dick all wet and hard just for me - you’re fucking gorgeous, Kakashi. Every inch of you—“
“Obito! Fuck!” Kakashi yells, his voice breaking off into shattered moans and whimpers as he cums.
“Oh FUCK,” Obito shouts, his own orgasm hitting him at the sounds Kakashi is making, at imagining him with white painting his abs and leaking from the tip of his cock. “Kakashi!”
“Obito,” the other replies, voice cracking as he pants down the line. “Holy fuck.”
“Holy fuck,” Obito agrees, legs gone numb from the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life. “Tell me we are doing that again.” He groans.
A scoff from his phone makes him smile as Kakashi replies, “I’m pretty sure you promised me some action in person tomorrow. Don’t go back on your word, Uchiha.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it, Gorgeous,” he murmurs back, still smiling as he feels himself growing drowsy in post-orgasm bliss.
There’s a second of silence, before a satisfied sounding Kakashi says, “good. I’m… I don’t want this to just be a one time thing, Obito.”
“Me either,” he agrees, rolling onto his side to reach for the tissues in his bedside table. “Fuck Kakashi, if I didn’t make myself clear before, there’s nothing casual about this for me.”
“No, me neither…”
“We can talk about it in person tomorrow,” Obito soothes, not wanting his friend - boyfriend? Lover? - to stress. “But I’m serious if you are, Gorgeous.”
“I’m serious too - also, you know you don’t have to keep calling me that, right?”
“But it’s accurate and you like it, so… you can’t stop me,” Obito says with a grin, snuggling back into his bed.
He hears a yawn across the phone and chuckles gently. “Get some sleep, ‘Kashi, and I’ll come pick you up tomorrow.”
“You will?” He asks softly, almost disbelievingly.
“Yep. Can’t wait to fucking see you - maybe give that sweet beauty mark of yours a little kiss—“
“Oh, piss off you twat.” Kakashi laughs.
“Oi! I’m not lying! Just try to stop me!” Obito says, rolling over with a satisfied hum.
“Okay, then… goodnight Obito.” Kakashi whispers.
“See you tomorrow, Gorgeous.” Obito replies, hearing the line cut out as his eyes droop shut , the boy falling into a deep, satisfied sleep.